Was that good enough for ya' lad? That's not doin' it for ya' huh? Wish me mum would of taught me how to introduce me self properly, ya'? Well, you can shove a size 9 boot up ye arse, that's what you can do! I'm too lazy to be spillin' me entrails all over ye table so ye can have a better look at them. I'm off to slay a dragon!
But seriously, if you wanna know a bit about me, then hit me up and ask questions.