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  1. GrammarGestapo

    Google Develops algorithm to translate drunken speech

    Good news my friends! Google has already developed an effective translation tool, capable of turning even the most unrecognizable of sentences into proper english! We must get a discord relay bot integrated before star citizen proper launches. Imagine how effective test fleets would become if...
  2. GrammarGestapo

    The TEST communication gap

    Hello, I am GrammarGestapo, pro chat necromancer from the days of yore. I have been here every day for over three years, and for nearly as long I have noted a disturbing difference between those who chat in voice, those who type in text chat, and to a lesser degree those who haunt the forums...
  3. GrammarGestapo

    Hero risks life to save what really matters

    http://wishtv.com/2017/04/24/police-man-entered-burning-building-twice-for-2-cans-of-beer/ this man ran into a burning building, not once, but twice, to save his beer. Truly, a saint worthy of canonization in TEST.
  4. GrammarGestapo

    What will we do on fleets while warping?

    It is to my understanding that in the full game, it will take considerable time to warp between different points of interest. Potentially, upwards of several minutes of quantum travel will be needed. This time will not require much monitoring, we'll be flying in groups too large for normal...
  5. GrammarGestapo

    WALL OF TEXT Pirates vs Griefers: why you're thinking about it wrong.

    tl;dr included at bottom Some people use the terms pirates and griefers interchangeably. These people are flat out wrong. But whether you love us or hate us, there's certainly a good amount of fear, misunderstanding, and misinformation about why pirates do what they do. Lets look...
  6. GrammarGestapo

    TEST challenge coins?

    NKato, I and a few others have been thinking about there being some sort of yearly, commemorative TEST coin. We could set up preorders and then pay for a batch, selling the remainder off of the TEST store for any who missed preorder. Basic design for the first coin would be something like a...
  7. GrammarGestapo

    Food, candies, snacks! post a link to your favorites

    Hi, what with there being so many delicious foods around the world, I thought it might be a good idea to post a collection of TESTie's favorite noms. Post a link of your favorite snacks, candies, or online-deliverable foods so other TESTies can try them! Or just say where you can find them and...
  8. GrammarGestapo

    North Korea invents hangover-free alcohol

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/19/world/north-korea-hangover-free-alcohol/index.html?sr=fbCNN011916north-korea-hangover-free-alcohol0625PMVideoVideo&linkId=20487435 Our prayers have been answered! There is only one question left: will you retain your freedom, or enjoy consequence-free alcohol?
  9. GrammarGestapo

    Mechwarrior Online, again..

    Well, MWO has made some crazy improvements since I last played, and I'm REALLY getting into it. Anyone else up for some drops?
  10. GrammarGestapo

    TEST squadron in action

    An accurate representation of TEST squadron in nature
  11. GrammarGestapo

    EVE ONLINE FREE TRIAL

    Join Audax Phidippus and I as we try to take the EVE online world by storm within the time limit of 30 days My char name: Tingle Kooloo-Limpah Audax was boring and just called his char his regular name
  12. GrammarGestapo

    New TEST activity: Wednesday night drunken karaoke

    Today, july 8 2015 marks the inaugural TEST karaoke session! For several hours, TEST engaged in drunken disney singalongs in mumble chat, recording much of the goings on. It all began when Stigro of TEST mumble sang the entirety of "A whole new world" from Disney's Aladdin from memory, and...
  13. GrammarGestapo

    [Bug] menu+ notifications broken on mobile

    Cannot open up the menu or notifications on my galaxy S4 using firefox, thought it was just poor internet at first, tested at 5 bars and still nothing. Waiting has no effect, nor does repeated clicking. All other functions seem to work, such as clicking on a forum thread directly. Unsure if...
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    Grammar's amazing hangar

    yay
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    Pokemon names

    Hi, I just got Pokemon Y and I'm loving it. So far, I have a Beedrill named NKato, a Mr. Mime named Montoya, a Mime junior named Minimontoya, and a Charizard named Shivemander. I intend to get a bulbasaur named Bulbaseung, but that has yet to happen. Pick a pokemon, make a pun with your...
  16. GrammarGestapo

    TEST Piracy suborg anthem

    In the vein of the new star-TEST trailer, I have discovered the perfect anthem for TEST pirates! This shall be played constantly over the airwaves to drown out our target's communication!
  17. GrammarGestapo

    Shiv Shive's Shivilization Shive: Beyond Shive

    Shive Shive's Shivilization Shive: Beyond Shive is a Shive-based, 4Shive video Shive in the Shivilization series developed by Shiveaxis Games, released on Shivosoft Shindows on Shivetober 24, 2014, and will be released later for ShiveOS X and Shlinux. A spiritual Shiveccessor to ShAlpha...
  18. GrammarGestapo

    Our growing TEST vernacular

    Hello, as the resident GrammarNazi, it only seemed appropriate that I should record the growing list of terms that pop up on RSI chat. Our current list: 1. Druck, first submitted by yellowdog and Choppanob: To space truck while drunk (verb), be like a drunk spacetrucker (adjective), or a drunk...
  19. GrammarGestapo

    HAT TRADING!!!!

    And Christ roberts shined down from heaven, and decreed "let there be hats", and the world was hats. -Book of Roberts, chapter 3, section 26.
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