Credit card bill arrives... wtf did I spend money on?

Radegast74

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My credit card "WTF" moment came early...a week before Christmas I looked at my account on my mobile app and saw an "Overdraft transfer" on my credit card for $200. That was news to me, as I had plenty of money in my checking accout.

Long story short...really, long story short...really, really, long story short...when my ex-wife and I divorced, the bank somehow hooked up her her checking account's overdraft protection to *MY* credit card.

Everything seems to be getting sorted out, but man...what a pain in the ass. Go have a laugh at my (figurative) expense, ha ha...
 

Montoya

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when my ex-wife and I divorced,
Sorry to hear it, or congratulations, which ever is preferable!

Nice picture, but is a bit shiny for me, kinda struggle with the stealth nature of the ship in my opinion.
Im not a very practical man. I once bought a brand new 1098 Ducati in custom black paint because I like the way it looked. That damn bike had so many engine problems and was fucking uncomfortable for the distance rides I did. One day it was stolen from my underground parking. Security cam showed a white van pull up, two guys picked the bike up and tossed it in the van. At first I was angry, then sad, then relieved because the bike was finally gone! :D

We really need some kind of support group.
This is it!
 

Cugino83

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Im not a very practical man. I once bought a brand new 1098 Ducati in custom black paint because I like the way it looked. That damn bike had so many engine problems and was fucking uncomfortable for the distance rides I did. One day it was stolen from my underground parking. Security cam showed a white van pull up, two guys picked the bike up and tossed it in the van. At first I was angry, then sad, then relieved because the bike was finally gone! :D
Well, sorry for the bike... If you ever fell uncorfortable with this let me know eh, I'll provide to "stole" your Prowlser and re-locate it in my white hangar... you'll be hangry at first, then sad... but finally you'll be glad that the Prowler is gone... and all is happy
 

BUTUZ

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I have to pay ladies to like me which is why I cannot afford to buy any more ships.

Hey thinking about it, if you guys can find one that likes me, just for who I am, then I will be able to put all the money into buying ships for TEST armada instead? Surely this is a much more efficient way of doing things??

I'll leave it in your capable hands, TEST.
 

Bambooza

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I have to pay ladies to like me which is why I cannot afford to buy any more ships.

Hey thinking about it, if you guys can find one that likes me, just for who I am, then I will be able to put all the money into buying ships for TEST armada instead? Surely this is a much more efficient way of doing things??

I'll leave it in your capable hands, TEST.
But how will they get through college without your support? I think a better solution is to help you find ways to make even more money.
 
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Starscribe

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I have to pay ladies to like me which is why I cannot afford to buy any more ships.

Hey thinking about it, if you guys can find one that likes me, just for who I am, then I will be able to put all the money into buying ships for TEST armada instead? Surely this is a much more efficient way of doing things??

I'll leave it in your capable hands, TEST.
Reminds me of this Alice Cooper lyric..

I can't get a girl
'Cause I ain't got a car
I can't get a car
'Cause I ain't got a job
I can't get a job
'Cause I ain't got a car
So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car


What you need is a girl with a Carrack and a job....
 
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