Hitchhiking Guild To The Universe for Test Dummies

Tiger

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Oct 11, 2016
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As a Professional test pilot and lunatic I will be crashing a lot. I will need a ride
Questions
1 Can I get a hitchhiking beacon..
2 how can I be trusted in a drunken violent state not to kill my generous host and tea bag while laughing
3. The hitch hiker could be molested
4 do you get a license like a uber driver to pick up retarded test pilots for a fee

please add or answer these mindless meaninglessness moronic questions..
 
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