Humans are Space Orcs

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So I figured this might be a good place for this thread.

A few friends and I had this discussion awhile back and thought it would be funny to place it here.

What are some rumors the Xi'an, Banu and Tevarin tell each other about humans?

Banu: You're telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?

Human: Yeah, it's called "hysterical strength" and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can't really test it though, "cause it only happens spontaneously.

Banu: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don't even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don't feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000 pound car.

Banu: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?!?

Human: Yeah, it's like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Banu: What is wrong with you.



Tevarin: Wait, wait, wait, you to tell me that you use borderline toxic peppers to season food?

Human: Yes.

Tevarin: And nothing happens to you?

Human: Well, I wouldn't say nothing, you feel the burn on both ends.

Tevarin: ........
 

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Xi'an: I once saw a human go for about ten clicks without stopping, while their leg was broken.

Teravin: Bullshit.



Banu: They do what?!?

Teravin: They pierce metal into their flesh and inject ink into their skin.

Banu: How do they not die?

Teravin: They heal so fast it doesn't trouble them.
 
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