DirectorGunner may have a drinking problem

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I was drinking Whiskey at 15.

I usually went for Bells as I didn't know any better. I got hammered on it and After Shocks on my 18th and in the morning wondering exactly where the hell I was (woke up in someones random spare-room) realised when you can drink it legally, it isn't as much fun anymore.

Got mashed a couple of more times, but the fun had gone - Rarely drink to excess anymore.

Tell your friend to enjoy underage drinking while it lasts, because when you actually get to drinking age a lot of the fun vanishes and you just have to pander to an addiction like everyone else.
BBC News; 2nd October 2017
Man arrested after promoting underage drinking

All yolks aside, thanks for the advice on a low quality shitpost
 

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BBC News; 2nd October 2017
Man arrested after promoting underage drinking

All yolks aside, thanks for the advice on a low quality shitpost
No worries chap. In the late 90's there was peer pressure like there has always been. I don't think there are many people out there who didn't have at least one taste of alcohol before the legal age - my dad gave me a pint of bitter when I was five. It tasted shite and I went back to my smarties. All that combined just means drinking 'aint no fun once you're actually allowed to do it.

Your shitpost wasn't low quality, just about something serious. I had a similar moment on here when I shit-post about considering drink driving, i wasn't really considering it but it went down like a lead balloon...

Ironically later that month a drunk driver wrote our car off, which was empty and parked on the drive. He just smashed right into it as he'd passed out behind the wheel and whamo. Wrote our car off, his car and our neighbors as he went through the fence and smashed theirs too. He got a driving ban for 3.5 years thats how plastered he was :slight_smile:

I never mentioned it on here at the time because I was still embarrassed about my stupid post!
 
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@DirectorGunner, all this stuff was drying on the counter, I thought it was a few different orders, turns out it was just yours!

Is there something you want to talk about?

You call that a drinking problem? Ha! Here's a drinking problem!

You got a six-pack of beer, 33cl per bottle @ 5.7%. You also have a bottle of whiskey, 50cl @ 40%.
You weigh 70kg and 70% of you is liquid. This particular whiskey doesn't taste good unless you're 0.6‰ drunk, and optimal level of drunk is 1.2‰ for generally good time. Going over 2.0‰ you'll regret in the morning.
A) Do you have enough beer to get to Whiskey?
B) How much of the Whiskey can you drink without regretting it in the morning?
 

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I would solve this drinking problem algebraically if I didn't have an attention deficit problem
You call that a drinking problem? Ha! Here's a drinking problem!

You got a six-pack of beer, 33cl per bottle @ 5.7%. You also have a bottle of whiskey, 50cl @ 40%.
You weigh 70kg and 70% of you is liquid. This particular whiskey doesn't taste good unless you're 0.6‰ drunk, and optimal level of drunk is 1.2‰ for generally good time. Going over 2.0‰ you'll regret in the morning.
A) Do you have enough beer to get to Whiskey?
B) How much of the Whiskey can you drink without regretting it in the morning?
 

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You call that a drinking problem? Ha! Here's a drinking problem!

You got a six-pack of beer, 33cl per bottle @ 5.7%. You also have a bottle of whiskey, 50cl @ 40%.
You weigh 70kg and 70% of you is liquid. This particular whiskey doesn't taste good unless you're 0.6‰ drunk, and optimal level of drunk is 1.2‰ for generally good time. Going over 2.0‰ you'll regret in the morning.
A) Do you have enough beer to get to Whiskey?
B) How much of the Whiskey can you drink without regretting it in the morning?
Based on personal experience, the solution to this equation is simple. Have a sober friend (such as myself) join you & bring a bottle of Everclear Grain Alcohol 95%. Start your drinking with 2 shots of the Everclear & then feel free to casually consume the rest of your beverages at your leisure over the rest of the night. By starting out with hard liquor, your body will be shocked into being more cautious with the rest of what you drink & as long as your sober friend is in charge of regulating your alcoholic beverages, you should be fine the next day as long as they do a good job.

 

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Based on personal experience, the solution to this equation is simple. Have a sober friend (such as myself) join you & bring a bottle of Everclear Grain Alcohol 95%. Start your drinking with 2 shots of the Everclear & then feel free to casually consume the rest of your beverages at your leisure over the rest of the night. By starting out with hard liquor, your body will be shocked into being more cautious with the rest of what you drink & as long as your sober friend is in charge of regulating your alcoholic beverages, you should be fine the next day as long as they do a good job.

Excellent out of the box drinking. Full points.
 

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Excellent out of the box drinking. Full points.
Personally, I tend to keep my Everclear in the deep freezer where I periodically shake it up for good measure. Thus its taste isn't as harsh & goes down smooth like a jello shot with a time delay that allows it to be absorbed at the rate that it warms up inside your body. So sit back after a shot or 2, play some games for a few min & when you go to get up you may find that you are right in the sweet spot.
 

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Based on personal experience, the solution to this equation is simple. Have a sober friend (such as myself) join you & bring a bottle of Everclear Grain Alcohol 95%. Start your drinking with 2 shots of the Everclear & then feel free to casually consume the rest of your beverages at your leisure over the rest of the night. By starting out with hard liquor, your body will be shocked into being more cautious with the rest of what you drink & as long as your sober friend is in charge of regulating your alcoholic beverages, you should be fine the next day as long as they do a good job.

Mmmm, everclear, such a good mixer.
 

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Favorite drinks:
Hennessy -> makes me happier than when not drinking it
Vodka (russian brands are smoother than grey goose) -> I'm part Russian so.... maybe that's why I like it?
Rum + Coca Cola -> Not bad.. enjoyable
Fancy named drinks with Vodka including Martinis -> meh.. a social drink.. enjoyable... usually have this when out with wifey.
Scotch -> rarely, not super wild about it, but enjoy it enough to be on the list
Very very dark beers -> if it's not darker than new castle or Modelo.. can't drink it.. gib me something like Guinness!

Drinks I have to avoid:
Jack Daniels -> When I drink this, very bad things happen and not in a good way lol
the black liquorice dry vodka like drink.. but it's not vodka.. it's really really reeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly disgusting -> makes me very sick

Non-alcoholic drinks... until alcohol is added:
Arnold Palmer -> I have no idea why I like this drink so much... fml

.... I felt like I just gave dating tips lol

This shall be what this fine glassware will be containing.. for a short time.. until I drink the contents lol
 
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