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Confirmed! This is the bat cave where the virus came from: Seriously, walking through and inhaling guano from a species capable of transmitting diseases to us is not a great idea. I also don't see great things happening from stacking cages of different species of animal on top of each other...

Ah the before times. Old folk used to tell stories about walking 10 miles in the snow uphill both ways to get to school. Now they'll reminisce about what it was like before wearing a mask out of the house and making sure the stranger next to you is 6 feet away.

I believe this is why they call it "The Runs"

Wait...so they released him after intentionally infecting people? Is he still contagious? This sounds very stupid to me.

And the award for "people who should be lined up against the wall" goes to...

Happy anniversary of your 21st birthday!

Good god man put that in a spoiler or something! I can't unsee it. Need eye bleach.

This guy could probably eat Concrete. I'm guessing he's from Canada

Smash is good, stomp the hell out of those bastards.

wow @Jolly_Green_Giant they are flat out telling us they'll implant a microchip in us that they say *wink wink* doesn't track movements? hmm

As long as they don't bring Corona...

Why does this make me think of a newbies first experience in the prison game play loop?

Now do we have a choice between the tracking chip or the mind control chip?

heheh you said wiener

Hey, we're Test, we don't need to be accurate to be glorious!

It has come to pass! Witless Witness history gentlemen.

My girlfriend always gets on me about throwing out things that suddenly stop working and getting a new one but I watched that movie " the brave little toaster" at an impressionable age

Two meter distance isn't enough for my anal probe! Oh who am I kidding?

Wait, if they do Citizencon this year it is only going to be for @August? That's not fair!

If we can't decide how about Split The Difference or STD