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Amazing... beautiful.

Also, MONTOYA 2016!

It's worse than that in the US.... Not only do we have to pay around $2000 (after insurance, for which I pay $700/mo.) just to get a baby into this depressing world but many people also don't have maternity leave or any sort of time off if they have to be on bed rest prior to giving birth. My...

Every time you say "biltong" I have this sudden urge to go harass ADI and crash my ship into stuff... so weird *twitch*.

@Han Burgundy and I are going to put our mouths all over your meat... don't worry, everyone, we will post pictures.

That's a feature....

Oh... I get the neck beard thing now. @CrudeSasquatch isn't a Sasquatch at all, he's Alf!

Oh HELLZ, yeah! I want them to just use this design.

shhhh! He can control lighting! Don't anger him!

I'm not sure water should be coming out of that hole... you might want to have one of your field medics take a look at your Montoya hole.

Just don't blow someone else's nose....

The chin balls give it a 6th and 7th sense!!!

Sure, right after a go take a giant Montoya... tacos for lunch, amiright?

I think we need to use "Montoya" as a new adjective/verb/adverb. Example, "I am so Montoya today!" or "I am going to Montoya the crap out of that guy!" or "He Montoyaly executed that Montoya Maneuver!"