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One time I drank something that was shaded blue and the next thing I know I was heaving up some light green all over the gutter. My friends said I was certifiable. . . does that count?

Guess I'm the odd one out here, I aint got no royalty or fancy relations wit lotsa money, but I am a great great great great great . . . (counts fingers) uhhh, great grandson of big bad John Billinton, he was the first man to get hung back at the Plymouth colony fer murder, so yeah! WOOO, lets...

If only there was some way we could put a rating on the video game to let parents know that its not safe for six year olds to play and should be limited to mature adults. . . . we could call it the "Video game content rating system" and we could even have a bunch of morally smart people decide...

Do they get a party gift bag when they leave for attending the jail party? caaaauuuuse I didn't get one, aaaaand I kinda would feel left out if they did and I didn't......

<cue patriotic music> Hello America, I'm "CAPTAIN OBVIOUS" and I'm here to save you. . . yes save you from your own ignorance. Did you know that us Americans have managed to be on the bleeding. . . I mean leading edge of life termination for over 100 years. Yes'sir, we sure are an innovative...

I vote for RESPONSIBLE gun ownership. But that's like saying "Now that you can drive, don't speed" to a teenager. People make the decision if they will use something for good or bad, and if its something that needs to be regulated and to what degree. I am a gun owner, but I'm also well trained...

Damn, wheres that button where I show you to stick it up your butt and twirl cause I don't like this thread... oh there it is, a big fist with a thumb sticking straight up. <click> ha, there, now ive shown you what for, take that you un-likeable fellow, with your unlikeable yet adorable avatar...

heheh, it sounds like he said nut-disco cause of the accent..... hehehe, nut, hehehehe.

I was a fan of the smartwool, but the fox river are good too. I always carried a spare to change out after humping around awhile (get yer minds outa the gutter, it means hiking). Though nothing beats a good combination of well worn boots that had ankle support, high performance insoles, with the...

So it can refuel and repair, AND rearm . . . .itself? I mean, could this ship become the ultimate long range explorer/survival ship to go into the black with. Its got 12 SCU for you to load up supplies or possibly a small vehicle (nox, dragonfly . .. tumbril?), can you dip into the big fuel tank...

I concur good sir. The preferred slang would be "Ground Pounder" or "He-who-kicks-ass-when-needed". Often found deep in the bowels of the belly of gator freighters ran by squids, leaky bath-tubs dubbed AMTracks, or whirley-birds aptly called "Shitters" for what drips on you while strapped to an...

Haters gona hate, players gona play star citizen.

Looks like she made the cover of Make: magazine, nice!

So I'm sure a bunch of you out there know that the "My Radar" app has partnered with CIG to display the three moons of Crusader as globes with digital imagery. Is there any TEST members out there that know how we can extract that data to use on the PC, maybe even overlay it onto google earth...

Screw players being trolls, I'm getting my ass handed to me on a regular basis by Levski's landing grid everytime I try to take off. I'm pretty sure I've got PTSD about landing there and taking off again. It's like a bad remake of SAW 26 or the thunderdome in mad max "All will enter, none will...

I like the following acronyms. . . TeaBAG = Test Bank And Gastronomy (because of the beer, and I'm going to want something to put in my mouth while I'm there). TESTIE = Test Economic Subsidiary Trade & Intergalactic Exchange. TESTICAL = Test Economic Subsidiary Trade & Intergalactic Capital...

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But what about all my precious cat videos that I stream?!?!