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Hell, thats a friday night for me!

Im right behind you looking for that space whale dick named Moby, cant wait to nail him with my big lance in his blow hole, again and again and again, until he convulses and shudders, spent from the physical exertion of our epic session. Then, just when he thinks were through, I'll mount him...

Space whales, I love it. This must be killing Jared.

Mythic Quest View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SsqG4uBVPs

North Carolina Governor has issued an executive order to shut down k-12 schools for two weeks starting Monday the 16th, and to also ban gatherings of 100 or more people. https://www.unctv.org/watch/live-stream/eoc/

I agree. All my funds are tied up in other investments at the moment . . . *cough* star citizen, *cough* gotta save up for november, *cough* no i dont have covid-19 and you dont get my carrack if i die.

I will forgive them the tresspass of not being testies due to their skill with mass numbers of crazy pilots hopped up on beer and false motivation.

Check these guys out. Let the Auroras rain down upon thee like a plague of locusts. View: https://youtu.be/e9zFe3mHHpY

That would be preferable. I always enjoy a fight that's instigated on both sides.

TESTie-dics. Inserting silver bullets since 2945.

I would ignore this thread if it wernt for the fact that I want to start a competition with the "don't like my thread" campaign. Let the shit posting begin!

I believe the "Please Ignore this" thread might pose a threat to this thread in the future. Theres only one thing to do. Post a reply so that it pops next to the thread on the home screen and start a thread war!

Does it matter if by someone you mean the hot nurse that gives us sponge baths and by Aurora you mean a magic blue pill fueled pocket rocket, than im all for it.

I want an integrated toilet with that nozzle that squirts water up tour ass so i dont need toilet paper.

My ideal ground raiding party consists of the following: (1) Cutlass Red (1) Valkyrie w/ two tumbril cyclone tr and full rack of troops with turrets and door gunners. (1) Caterpillar with full set of Drake dragonflys (2) snub fighters in Cat. (Merlins) Have all the ground team set the ICUs as...

Reviving the thread because we all like music that encourages us to drink, pilage, and be safe. View: https://youtu.be/f55CqLc6IR0

Unlike politics, mother nature doesn't lie. If the event gets canked due to the possible threat, i'm fine with that. Kinda hard to play a fake reality game when your dead in reality. No death of a spaceman reboot here. Remember folks, wash yer hands PROPERLY and carry hand sanitizer.

Its as ugly as a Van with Duallies

Maybe it has performance anxiety in high stress situations or in public. Tell you what, take it back alone into Arena Commander where no one else is around and see how she handles in there, get the kinks worked out, kinda reherse the movements and the stroking the button in a loving fashion, and...

Hey is for horses. Did you bring beer? That's for horses too according to Toby Keith. Id give it to the cow, but it doesn't make the beer brats taste any better. . .