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Faith. Gotta have that faith. They already demoed that mechanic in their FPS demonstrations quite a while ago. Wouldn't be surprising if it was a pretty standard thing that one could control. I believe CR also spoke of ships having damaged gravity generators and whatnot as a mechanic (albeit in...

Who else is excited to turn the gravity off and do barrel rolls to screw with people in your ship? Like a snowglobe full of assholes....

Oh, don't worry, I have some words for those extremist dickbags: Coward, gullible, brainwashed, unintelligent, misguided, out-of-date, pawn, irrational, unforgivable. (GoatFucker?) Goatfucker.

Aaand, once again, some people continue to make the world a shitty place for everyone else, all because of their particular misinterpretation of a 2000 year old book. When will we evolve beyond all this nonsense?

I really hope this doesn't lead to a whole avalanche of others trying to get their $$ back. Summer is apparently the time folks generally get a tad skeptical of CIG and I'd hate to lose funding over cold feet and loopholes.

Does that mean we wont have to pay taxes anymore? If so, I'm in. All hail Montoya!

Sounds like you are right on track and doing the TEST thing quite correctly. You are welcome to fly my starfarer any day!

I like the idea! Have they said we would be able to move the bengal while its damaged? I'd bet one of the mechanics of the mini-game that is capturing the ship will be that you have to get it repaired and moving before another org can swoop in and take it from you. That means it would need an...

Yeah, thanks for that. I wasn't planning on sleeping ever again anyways.

That demon is an apex predator if I've ever seen one....

Welcome aboard DocProf. Can I call you DocProf? (Cuz I totally just did) May your flights end in glorious disaster and may your insurance premiums go unpaid for all eternity. Cheers

Oh, you can lay an absolute SMACK DOWN with the starfarer if you use it right. You just pop into cruise mode (Away from your attacker) and boost to full speed. Then you decouple (at velocity) and spin to face your attackers. Your "high" speed will make those pursuing you take longer getting in...

AH hah! Thought you could get away with your clever little infiltration, didn't you? You no-good space alien. Your signature GIF is actually you, isn't it? Is.....is that what Vanduul are going to look like? I, for one, find the dead eyes and polka-dots terrifying.

Our counterintelligence methods worked perfectly. If you hang out with us for long enough, you will be assimilated into the chill. We would attempt to turn you into our double agent, but we are all too busy drinking to give a shit. Cheers

Sssssssspace snakesssssss!

Well, you found the button to post a new thread, so you pass TEST's infamous intelligence-based entry exam. Welcome aboard! Potatoes are only good for Vodka 'round these parts, son.

What in the festering panda-dick did I just watch?