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  1. Han Burgundy

    Google has a working quantum computer, 100,000,000 times faster than yours

    ......Ultra-Porn. You're alluding to Ultra-Porn, right?
  2. Han Burgundy

    I think CrizZ likes me already..

    You like pancakes? Good. I don't want to be flying with any fascist scum, like those damn Belgians and their blasphemous waffle irons... Beer.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Dragonfly concept art, first look!

    Their balancing efforts to fine tune the speed will really decide whether this is truly an attack craft or just a utility scooter. I really hope they would at least make it able to overtake a starfarer....
  4. Han Burgundy

    When people ask me to describe TEST

    This song rocked so hard that I flung my headphones off and broke the damn things. 10/10 Would rock again
  5. Han Burgundy

    TEST Fleet

    Okay, but I guarantee you that Ill get cheeto dust all over your instrument panels. (That way I know what I was working on)
  6. Han Burgundy

    TEST Breakdown insurance™

    I can actually foresee this being a pretty huge profession in-game with perma-death and all. Its kinda like the FuelRats in Elite Dangerous. I like it!
  7. Han Burgundy

    TEST Fleet

    I currently have StarFarer x1 SuperHornet x1 Dragonfly x1 (If somebody wants to buy me a carrack or reclaimer, I'd be cool with that too)
  8. Han Burgundy

    Why are ships so hard? (this may be a shitpost)

    HERE HERE! Unpoopable I say! Quite unpoopable indeed
  9. Han Burgundy

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    .....unless you planned on breaking up with her anyways. The ole hot-sauce condom is a classic!
  10. Han Burgundy

    Why are ships so hard? (this may be a shitpost)

    I think the MOST important question would be; Is there a separate physics grid inside the toilet to properly simulate the turd's brown smear across the bowl on its way down the pipe? There better be, or Chris Roberts is dirty liar. Literally unplayable.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Why are ships so hard? (this may be a shitpost)

    Off topic question: How long will it be until I can take a dump on the shitter in my starferer's captain's quarters? CIG needs to get on this NOW. I had coffee this morning.....
  12. Han Burgundy

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Hot-Wing eating PSA: Always wash your hands BEFORE you go in to have a piss. (Otherwise its awkward to ask the waitress for a class of milk to pour on your junk) I have done both of those things.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Deep Recon

    I think the sabre would top the list (of whats out so far) because it is fast as balls. That way if you get spotted, you can get the hell out of dodge.
  14. Han Burgundy

    You know you are NO TRUE TESTie, when...

    I have never been more delighted to stand corrected!
  15. Han Burgundy

    You know you are NO TRUE TESTie, when...

    Bicycles are a terrible mode of transportation for TESTies anyways. It severely limits the capacity of alcohol you can take with you. The future will be full of piss-drunk people arguing with one-another while leaning out the windows of their self-driving cars.
  16. Han Burgundy

    Do you think anyone has ever shouted "Let's rock!" before picking up a Pan flute?

    Do you think anyone has ever shouted "Let's rock!" before picking up a Pan flute?
  17. Han Burgundy

    Naming your digital children.

    Definitely calling my StarFarer the Nogas. Not sure about my superhornet tho....
  18. Han Burgundy

    EVE: Valkyrie - Anyone playing?

    Is that one of the games blocked by the Oculus exclusivity BS? I have a Vive, but Elite Dangerous kinda sucks these days, so I'd like to play Valkyrie...
  19. Han Burgundy

    2.4.1 is a netcode update! PRAISE MONTOYA!

    2.4.1 is a netcode update! PRAISE MONTOYA!
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