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I think we all overlooked the most important feature: I didn't see any cup holders. HUGE oversight, CIG. Get your shit together!

Drunken stupor? You are TESTing perfectly! Keep it up!

I see you have met my mechanic.......

Checking in: I, too, am useless with excel. Shitpost achieved. Call Microsoft support. You can wait on hold for 3 hours then "Jeff" from "Millesoda" can tell you, in what I can only assume to be the thickest of Millesodan accents, to go fu*k yourself.

Thanks for the advice everyone!

Stop spending my money for me, godammit!

So I'm looking to take advantage of the Cheap LTI nature of the dragonfly and using it to secure LTI on my starfarer. Can anyone explain to me if/how this would work? As I understand the process would be to: Buy Dragonfly Melt Starfarer Upgrade Dragonfly LTI to Starfarer Would I be able to do...

Copy. Post ignored. Nothing to see here. Move along.

You can't even see it clearly, you OWLcoholic! It CLEARLY says Montoya, thus is relevant. Stop being a fool!

The best way to handle a situation where conflict might break out is to drop your pants. Possibility 1: You get laid Possibility 2: Nobody wants to fight a naked guy Possibility 3: You can use your genitals to distract your opponent before stabbing them in the neck with a rusty fork You can't lose

I bet I could get 8-12 of these things in my beerfarer's cargo bay. Juuust enough to fill a line of bar stools. PERFECT.

Thats uhh.....ugly as shit. *sigh* [opens wallet]

The MSG they use in food in the future is powerful as shite! Benny's noodles are actually just sauce-coated fiberglass.

Helmet laws DO contradict the natural force of Darwinism. Besides, who would want to roll anywhere without their brain bucket? Helmets are where you put all your coolest stickers! (I was the AWESOMEest effin 6th grader)

"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Test is BEST, goddammit. BEST I SAY!

Is.....is that a Heroin bucket? Do you have a bucket of various assorted Heroin accessories?

Welcome aboard! If you aren't sure what to collect, just collect Debt and regrets. Works for me!

So foundry 42 is a big ole box of crackers, eh? Oh wait, nevermind. Spotted an Indian guy and a possible Asian. Cultural diversity bullet has been dodged. Carry on.