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That's just overflow parking. VIPs get to park in the cargo bay, cuz cargo is for nerds.

Starfarer = Space-Biker bar! Get yer leather on, boys! This pocket carrier has a HELL of a tap to pour from!

From RSI comments: "Oh modding item 2.0 Soon TM maybe oh Noice ..." Aaaand thats how a Hype train can pull out of the station at a moment's notice, kids. Now lets watch as the comment has offspring... {Choo-Choo}

Are.....are you Hillary Clinton?

Can confirm. Source: He works at a school district with me. I can't spell candian either. We just use the term "Hoser" instead because it's our word that we totally invented. Just like pizza and sushi. It's the American way.

Canadian pirates may take your cargo, but they will leave your ship smelling of flapjacks and beard oil. 10/10, would get pirated again.

Haha looks like Zapp was so active today that the spamblockers got him locked down. It WAS a slow day...

All gave some, some gave all. Beaches look much better without craters in them, so lets all do our best to keep them that way.

I hope 2.4 drops before I can buy my first REAL space ship....

Wilcom.....Welkomm... Goddammit. WELCOME to test!

Welcome to TEST!

Please, CIG. I've resorted to playing the broken mess that is Elite Dangerous, JUST to tide me over. I......I need my space legs. Please let me use those space legs to walk around my starfarer......in space.

Welcome to the Verse! Hand towels are complementary with any aurora insurance claim (As long as the vehicle's destruction was the fault of the owner) Translation: Drink, be merry, and crash into as many inanimate objects as possible. Welcome to TEST!

No no no, you got it all wrong. The assless flight suits are for lap passengers only. (Did you know that the Aurora has only one seat? (Bed doesn't count. Let's not make this weird) the only way to transport multiple testies in our signature craft is lap-sitting. The assless nature of the suit...

.....But can it be made assless?

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear...

Welcome to the Verse, CMDR. I came over from Elite as well and have been continuing to enjoy aspects from both games. Gimbals arent as set and forget here as they are in Elite (culture shock), which will keep your palms sweaty and your knuckles white. Fly safe! (or don't. This is test, rules are...

You're goddamn right he shot first. Welcome to Test!

Well Dawson god VD and his Pecker fell off. His girlfriend DID marry Tom Cruise, but now she is in a Scientology gulag. His best friend now works in a convenience store in new york giving sage advice to wayward teens.

Welcome aboard! We're all speeeeece fans here! So sit back and make yourself at home by constantly re-directing the conversation whenever possible. It is the Testie way! Speaking of which, do you see the season finale of Dawson's creek last night 15 years ago?