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  1. Han Burgundy

    PTU 2.4 patch level T - will PU2.4 be released today?

    No need to fear. It's simply more time to grab another beer!
  2. Han Burgundy

    TSS Murderer has docked and is ready for her first mission!

    If we DO turn it into a toothy Uber, can we put a bumper sticker on it that says; "Gas, Grass, or Ass"?
  3. Han Burgundy

    Who's buying a Caterpillar?!

    I LOVE the Cat and have been really impressed by the fleshed out Drake interior styling. That being said: I currently have a Starfarer that I am struggling to tell myself not to melt for the cat. I feel that having a ship with a marketable special function like fuel production will be more...
  4. Han Burgundy

    I dont need no stinking Buccaneer

    I, too, commit crimes in my Toyota Camry. Inconspicuous.
  5. Han Burgundy

    You ever find yourself wanting to kick a mime into a helicopter blade? I do. All the time...

    You ever find yourself wanting to kick a mime into a helicopter blade? I do. All the time...
  6. Han Burgundy

    TEST Freelancer BEST Freelancer

    LOTS of yoga.
  7. Han Burgundy

    TEST Freelancer BEST Freelancer

    If I get chin-balls, is it gay to blow my own nose?
  8. Han Burgundy

    Super Duper Ultra Mega Hyper Spastic [CONCERN] Thread!

    I read the title to this post, then pooped myself. And THAT is Concerning.....and sticky. We're a mess down here Montoya! Deliver us from ourselves!
  9. Han Burgundy

    Obviously: TEST has entered the PTU 2.4

    For the glory of Science.
  10. Han Burgundy

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    If we fly two Beerfarers into eachother, would it make a Super-Brewery? We need to try. For science.
  11. Han Burgundy

    2.4 is taking a while. Hmm....Planets? Planets. The leaks have been an elaborate ruse. Also...

    2.4 is taking a while. Hmm....Planets? Planets. The leaks have been an elaborate ruse. Also everyone gets a hand-job and $15 to applebees
  12. Han Burgundy

    What's black & white & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.

    What's black & white & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Boop

    Boop
  14. Han Burgundy

    What's black & blue & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.

    What's black & blue & Red all-over? A mime that got the beating he deserves.
  15. Han Burgundy

    I would like to put those stupid rumors to rest!

    Hey, I like beer! Where is the Beer?!
  16. Han Burgundy

    SOTS # 16: The [CONCERN] Strikes Back

    So you're saying I need to stop Hot-Boxing in my space helmet? Bollocks! You are nowhere near as handsome as our beloved leader and this betrayal is the final straw! FALSE PROFIT! FLAY THE USURPER!
  17. Han Burgundy

    SOTS # 16: The [CONCERN] Strikes Back

    Each day grows bleaker than the last. The shakes are so bad now that I must use a straw to sip my beloved brew. How am I to know where I stand if I don't know the State of the rest of the squadron?! Am I the only one left? Is everyone else hearing the voices or is it just me? I'm being beckoned...
  18. Han Burgundy

    ADI thinks we control /r/StarCitizen. Cultural Victory?!?!

    Do the folks at ADI have to be Certified before they can go Fu*k themselves?
  19. Han Burgundy

    The Australians don't have a mod!

    "Hello. My name is Randy." - Vihaan Sodhi
  20. Han Burgundy

    The Australians don't have a mod!

    I've got a shitty fake Australian accent and a working knowledge of venomous snakes, so I got this everybody. Pack it up. Situation is handled.
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