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Separate but equal? If you are too drunk to be understandable, are you auto-tossed into the Irish channel?

Hey everybody. I was basically going insane chomping at the bit while walking through my Starfarer, so I wrote a short story about one. Enjoy! https://storiesbyleland.wordpress.com/2016/03/31/my-ascension-to-captain-of-the-starfarer-nogas/

One of the female Faces to choose from BETTER be Danny Trejo in a wig.... ~~Machete~~

Real Testies fly with their Testies (or ladybits) in the wind.

I know a lot of folks are looking at the Starfarer for its fuel production and refueling while worrying about how much cash it will net them per unit of time. What IM looking at is dropping all but 2 of the fuel pods for cargo pods (Or go all cargo if I'm going solo because i can fill my fuel...

Sight is overrated. If you're blind to start with, its a whole lot easier to get blind drunk! (HEY-O)

sssssshit. Should'a read the second half of that comment. Uh....Where would one purchase a 55 gallon drum? (Satire. Please don't put me on a list, NSA. By saying that, am I on a list now? Shit.)

I don't have a basement, but you can kill the guy that lives below me. I have 7 fully articulated plans in place for you to choose from. (I like #3, but decapitation is messy)

Wow this prefix will work well with my starfarer's name. Ahh I cant wait to get into the black at the helm of my trusty ship: Babies into a volcano

Last night I was on with AdmrialBrannigan and we were cruising for criminal scum around the security post when some tool in a 300 series decides he wants to fight. We started our 2v1 attack on the guy and he was annoying the crap out of us by jousting then zipping WAY away (like super far)...

We all line up for a Testie last supper. I call Judas!

The HMS Flammable.

Not all of us can afford the big ass greenhouse ship....that's why I got the grow lights being installed in my weedfarer. Cary all your alcohol in the liquid tanks and grow your ganja in the maintenance tunnels. That, coupled with a sweet-ass sound system and laser show; Welcome to Club Test...

All aboard the Extortion-farer! Toot Toot! ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!! oh...too late. It went up another hundred....ALL ABOARD!

Official heads up? No, but they would have to be dense to not understand that every single thing they utter on their updates is going to be analyzed in a thousand different angles. A Jim Halpert-y gaze at the camera is all it takes to set the rumor mill on fire. They know full well what their...

Lucky Bastard! I wanted to get one, but if things keep going the way they're going; The massive rectal reconstruction surgery that will be required after getting wallet-raped by CIG to get one wont be covered on my medical insurance. THANKS OBAMA!

Yeah I could understand the bump if i got a parasitic Cutlass to go with my flying bomb. I don't even want to THINK about how they will jerk us around with the Carrack when it gets further down the pipe....

I get that. That was the original price increase to $300. I am totally fine with that and that makes perfect sense. So what would be their justification for increasing it ANOTHER hundred, just because its flight ready? I know they wouldn't add $100 worth of extras in the damn thing between...

So now I hear a rumor that the Starfarer will have ANOTHER $100 jump in price when it becomes flight ready (Totaling $400). I understand the first price bump to match the final size of the ship, but that big of a price leap for flight ready?? This is starting to smell a bit like greed. Hype...

Good ole cocaine. Colombian snow. The Devil's dandruff.