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Fun fact: It has been scientifically proven that drunk drivers have a higher critical crash survival rate than sober drivers/passengers. The alcohol slows their reaction and loosens them up so they flow more naturally with the impact, avoiding neck and spinal injuries (oddly enough) So drinking...

Same here. Melted a cutlass for it. Now I just need to figure out how to best outfit it without spending my life in AC....

Haha I can almost guarantee you that already exists in several formats and languages.....

......Whore? I mean, just because something is in space, doesn't mean it needs to be called a SPACE-something. A whore is a whore. In space, it's just a whore in space. *shrug*

Oh yes, of course. I'm from an area that has more rednecks than Hipsters, so the Hipsters that ARE around have to settle for feeling superior with their Starbucks instead of mainstream affordable Dutch Bros...

Drinking isn't for combat effectiveness! Its for combat recklessness! I'm sure you'd kill a lot more enemies if you just crash into more shit. Straight probability, yo.

The same technique is also quite effective at shooing hipsters out of a starbucks....

Taking the ole' microsoft approach eh? "It's a feature." is my favorite IT saying. We say it a lot around the office. Take notes CIG!

Low FPS is good. Gives me time to take sips between shots. (Sips of beer between shots of whiskey that is)

Gonna paint that Starfarer Yellow. GET ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! HonkHonk!

Any ship that you can get lost in is a proper ship, dammit. Plus can you imagine all the fun FPS action that is going to go down in those halls?!?!

Ah yes...the great St Patrick's day. May the gutters run green with our beer-piss! Huzzah!

Hangover burps into your own helmet while eva must suck...

I have a feeling that "Blackout Detectives" that will retrace your steps after a night of drinking to find where you left your ship will be a solid profession for some Testies when the persistent universe gets a bit more persistent...

Gentlemen, remove your caps and take a sip for the fallen.

.......looks like a banana, yo.

What is up? In space, that word is meaningless. "Sup", on the other hand, is another case entirely...

When someone asks me if I want to fly their Retaliator...

Melting my cutlass to upgrade to a Starfarer. Gotta have that money machine in my fleet! Then i can focus on shifting all my pirate skills/taunts to accomodate my Jolly Connie! "Ahoy land-lubbers! Grab ye ankles and prepare for some missile lovin'!"