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Grow your penis TWENTY INCHES with a single $2,000 donation to the church of Scientology! Holy Xenu thats a great deal!

I sense....a disturbance. As if hundreds of $1 bills cried out, but were suddenly silenced......as i shoved them down CIG's throat. CIG is the Chris Brown to my wallet's Rihanna....The Jared Fogel to my wallet's 16 year ol-.....ok look; This is going to make me spend a lot of money. DAAAMN...

You can sign a check over to me. Just put "beer money" in the memo line. Oh, and my best friends call me Cash. :cool:

Well the quick way around that is to drink OTHER beer while yours brews. Then drink THAT beer while the next batch goes in. Infinite beer = No profit because we keep drinking it before we sell it.

+1 for the Slurrfarer!

Never trust a fart in Tijuana....

You are a whole lot less lazy than I am in the morning...I would have just put my crap in one of my neighbor's bins. Then again, I'm a bit of an asshole.

Creative mode hellscape. Lagtastical.

Ever taken a dump so big that you got worried you'd have to pay child support?

I got it back when I got my Rift DK2. I was HOOKED on Elite for quite a while, but i think that was more to do with a fascination of the rift instead of the game itself. Combat got surprisingly boring, and horizons was underwhelming. Thats part of the reason I came to SC. There's a lot to be...

I like that....THE FLYING ZIPPO! The ideal craft for a Testie to pilot if you ask me....

......GrumblegrumbleStarfarerGrumblegrumble.......

Welcome to the Madness!

I really like the idea of a living document that gives us a nice snapshot of the Org's activities. BUT: Test being Test, we'd definitely need a way to keep the junk data out of circulation. (Or else we would see endless jump points plotted on the sun or nearest space brewery) This could be an...

Oh man, these look too good to pass up on! You're pretty talented! "Han Burgundy" in ACTION NEWS font would be faaaaaaan-tastic. Shiney and chrome. :D

Well its not my fault that wife 2.2 was a complete and utter failure. The firmware update in 2.3 should handle the nagging matrix this time around....

Oh....Well carry on then.

Are you certified to distribute that PSA?!

America, Spain, Belgium, China, Australia.....doesn't matter. In the verse we are all Testies! (Now get your drink on and go crash into something!)