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Welcome to TEST!

I'm from Washington state and the vapor I enjoy is definitely herbal in nature. (Oh wait I'm in Washington: so its called Cannabis, marijuana, weed, dope, granny's green medicine, ect) My device is a Volcano vaporizer. Serving up bags of fun all day! Best overpriced thing I ever bought! (@ work...

No need to trade 6 directions of weak "momentum" for a single direction for G forces to be applied. What they REALLY need is this:

You KNOW that the rich bastards with the completionist pack are rocking this damn thing:

Exactly half as much as we require.

I already got my certification signed!

Drink till you can understand it as a sentence in your native tongue, THEN......Approved.

That we can do! Testies are proud of their drinking, but its all in good fun! Don't let us make you feel like an outsider just cuz you don't need booze in your blood to crash into shit.

PERFECT! Certificate approved!

Too Legible. Try again. We are aiming for doctor-level scribblings here. The only thing more effective than a certification program is making one that is convoluted and hard to understand.

Yeah, you gotta put at least two more decimal places on your BAC to become a true TESTie if you completed that many laps without morphing into a ball of fire.

Certification Granted. I have that authority here. I have made it so. From now on, all MS paint submissions must go through me for approval and certification. Rulez make it fun, guys!

HANDalf the white?

Why do you want to know? You a cop? YOU WEARING A WIRE?! I've been burned by Chris Hansen TWICE already. OK ill trust again 25/m/wa You? ASL

Welcome to TEST. We have a good concentration of Canadians, so folks tend to be nice around here. Grab a cold one and fly wrecklessly!

Welcome to TEST! Now toss back a cold one and make sure to skip looking at any keybindings or other control aids. Just throw your shite at the wall and see what sticks ;) (No, I have no idea what I'm talking about either)

American, Canadian, Australian....doesn't matter. Our ships are all equally as explosive when you fly into stuff. Welcome to TEST!

I trolled their recruiter. Atlas has PRINCIPALS man...they are a REAL organization of REAL military personnel.

Welcome to TEST. The only rule is to be drunker than your co-pilot. Happy flying!

Wait a minute.....TEST isn't supposed to have entry certification? What about the wang-check pictures that I had to submit to Montoya? (Or did I do that on my own initiative? I can never remember)