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regardless of my ship melting decisions that come in the future, my carrack will be there to explore, or my corvette will be there to defend you, or my Merchantman will be there to carry all dam space fishies back home. Look forward to working with you

Lick lick lick my balls!

And thats the waaaaaay the news goes

GRAAAAAASSS tastes bad

"you know me, i'm reverse giraffe, I have a short neck and legs; I went to school with hammurai"

Hey Testicles, Bryce here, 25, student, lost boy. Thinking of joining the Reserves while I finish my degree. Wondering if I have any Testbros/Testsis' that are in the forces and can provide some insight. I am Australian, but experience for anywhere in the world is welcome. o7

I've been bartending for about 4 years now, the trick to a good drink, like many things - keep it simple. I was on the La Trappe Quadrupel last night. Those who haven't tried it should.

I'm inclined to keep my Merchantman... it's one of the earlier announced ships that people have been dying to see but still is nowhere near completion so its not entirely unreasonable to hope that they do an Idris Corvette/Frig thing where the Merchantman owners get a lot more ship than they...

"this place is beautiful, i'm going to pitch my tent in a ridiculous spot where I won't be sleeping and pose for a photograph that i'll photoshop the s*** out of later"

It's totally a thing. PS thanks for the likes. Good to seeing you sharing the love. PPS I have a cliche owl tattoo on my arm, so we're basically family, love you owlie. PPPS... i'm drunk

I'm not one for pirating, griefing isn't my thing but together we shall crush The Corporation and sticks they have up their butts

Gonna need a bigger.... aurora ... I tried.

Yeah I have a feeling they'll be showing it off at CitizenCon later this year. Being in the same timezone, I hope to see you on my wing harassing TEST's enemies late in the night. When did the Carrack get an update? Can you link me some of that information? and yeah, honestly I thought it...

My Testicles, I'm obsessing. I'll be trading in my Carrack and my Merchantman, more likely just my Carrack and some more money , depending on cost for the new Corvette when it drops. (I'll be calling mine the N.C. ((Night Crew) Crazy Horse fyi)) We know it's going to be about 120m long. We know...

If there is an editor spot still open i'd love to get involved. I have no experience in such things, I didn't even sign up for the school newspaper in high school, but since when has lack of experience been a problem for doing anything in Best Squadron? But seriously i've got an eye for quality...

I've never met a Canadian I didn't love. One girlfriend, two school friends and at least 3 dudes I met in bars. Correct. You are friendly.

#likewhoreasperusual Good stance on douchebaggery. But no, I will not troll.

You're a TESTicle, so I automatically love you. But I am not with you. I will not take because they have. I will not kill because I can. I will not troll because lol. I will fight Tests' enemies where they present themselves, but I will not defend your unprovoked douchebaggery. Good luck; i'll...

PS Chen if you're in Queensland and need a pushy to get around you can BORROW my super sexy Masi tourer if you're localish, let me know.