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So in summation if your Emperor, your our legal slave? :eek: My car does need washing...... ZAPP BRANNIGAN FOR EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not quite sure how I've missed this news, cant say its been plastered over the news channels here or I have somehow missed it! Either way, thoughts are with Germany and its people.

Yes.....YES.......YES........fly my pretties, fly, spread the word of FAIRY KISSESTM :rolleyes: @ratfeast.....a man like you I could use in my new FAIRY KISSESTM global empire juganaut, can I interest you in our new position of General Manager of Marketing? The position pays handsomely in fairy...

Shhhh.....I may have taken the toilet paper but doesnt stop him shaking his ass clean over the bowl! LOL ;)

I agree, its not bad enough Big Bird craps in my captains chair, hes doing it in your convertible Ferrari too.......:eek: Cant we chemically castrate him or something to stem this behavior? LOL :rolleyes:

Initially the Aquila but traded her in for a Carrack, its all about the size dont ya know! :rolleyes:

You will be needing regular wins to counteract the continual full car detailing you'll require to continue the lotto wins, is a vicious cycle! :rolleyes:

Oddly enough I didn't initially intend the post in that way. :eek: Either your a dirty bird, or I've taken shitposting to the next level where my subconscious even does it. :p Disclaimer I don't shitpost

That cant be true, I got crapped on by gigantic Albatross bird thing at the beach a few years back. It had its ass planted ontop of a light pole and let its "thunder" rip over me and my dog I was walking........WTF? :eek: So that mean a lottery win is just around the corner? :rolleyes...

Would I do such a thing?

Especially in this org, especially in this thread! :rolleyes: Disclaimer this thread is not a shitpost.

Well is Sunday morning, pissing down with rain AND Im oncall for work.....could life get any better? I'm bracing myself for callouts to businesses for roof leaks, where I'll go to it, eyeball it, "yep thats a leak, see you next week when its not raining". Those sorts of things kill your weekend...

Im in Australia remember, they are alittle 'different' down under. They scare me!!!!!! :eek:

Oh dear Owl, I am aware of this thread and I have deliberately obstained from contributing. Besides the obvious, these are not shitposts! :rolleyes: A true shitposter doesnt walk in the footsteps of others, they make their own path! This is a true shitposter Padawan. May the Bullshit be with...

Has the beer drinking affected your memory? :eek: Post number 34 big bird, now go on your quest little hobbit, the fellowshit needs you! LOL ;)

Hmmm....suppose I cant have all the titles......:rolleyes: I [CERTIFY] your nomination as TEST Emperor!

Admit it bird, ADMIT IT!!!!!!! You know what I'm talking about, "so say we Owl".......ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then maybe this typhoon of 'not shitposts' which are ravaging the TEST community might stop! ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good move buddy, dont upset the women or look them in the eyes, just slowly back away! :rolleyes:

Geez, this "some (male)" better watch themselves.....:eek: Fly for the hills Owl, she is after revenge!!!!!!!!! ;)