Alien Race Found

Mastersan

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Hi All,

I've been doing some exploration when suddenly some aliens appeared. They had large heads and very long thin arms. So, I have immediately treated them with a beer and took some photos.
It seems that these aliens have appeared after a box of beer. This subject, however, still requires research to establish the right encounter trigger conditions. This is a very difficult topic, which requires specially formulated experimental liquid, - beer, which is highly unstable, - as soon as you open the bottle, the beer is gone. To counter this problem, I have a hypothesis - need more beer. I am intending on TESTing this hypothesis.

Cheers!

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Phil

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Did the beer cause hallucinations? Because I think before it died he went color blind or something those colors are atrocious! lmao
 

Mastersan

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If they hydrate too much, how do they pee in their space suits? Is this why we dont have white snow on the website anymore?! Its a conspiracy.
If they hydrate too much, or have too much snack, then there is a toilet on their ship. If it's single seater with no toilet, well, that's why they sell MaxFlex Rucksack 🤔

Otherwise, they may do an emergency landing on a planet.

Speaking of planets in light of the above. If you happen to visit MicroTech, don't eat yellow snow 😉
 
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