Battleship plans revised!

[Mudhawk]

President Trump unveils new and improved Battleship concept

"This ship will secure the U.S. dominance over and above the Earth for the next 930 years!"

 

[Sky Captain]

Does it come with LTI?

 

[Mudhawk]

Does it come with LTI?

LTI?
Obviously.
Kiddy stuff.
It comes with LTE!
Legit Trump Endorsement!!!
As far as I know even the shells of it's main gun are made of gold!
Captains seat covered in the finest italian marble!
The Viewport has been painted over by Banksy!
The AI steering this beauty is a specialy adapted distillate of Gronk!
Also, breathable athmosphere is for pussies!
This ship is a convertible and the top stays off!
So in this real ship for real men you can fill your lungs with vacuum!
It's healthier than most air anyhow.
A single one of those babies may bankrupt a medium sized country or two. But they are well worth every penny invested.
(It's a figure of speech. You can't buy it by paying it cash with pennies. There's not enough metal on this tiny planet for that.)

 

[BUTUZ]

Surely the trump edition will go off to war

Realise the county he went to war with sends 80% of their oil

Try not tot go to war without actually saying "I lose"

Blame the rest of the world for not going to war with him.

When the rest of the world who only use 1% of the oil so don't care.

Then make stuff up like he's some kind of professional twitter shit poster.


Anyway if it's got LTI I will buy it no matter what.

 

[DirectorGunner]

Rumor has it the battle cruiser will be at around $5K, if we start a TEST fund to grab one, I'll put in on it.

 

[Mudhawk]

Okay... so i am 99% to Space Marshall. That means 2 things.
I got no controll over my wallet.
And I can in theory melt all my ships and buy a Battlecruiser for store credit.
From these two facts I deduct that CIG will only sell them as Warbond.
Soooo.... new donation option on the website?
Buy into your bridge position rally?
Lemonade sale?

TEST Lemonade.
The black spots in the yellow goo are intentional!​

 

[DirectorGunner]

Lemonade sale?

TEST Lemonade.
The black spots in the yellow goo are intentional!​

Yes, we need a lemonade stand stat! Doctor, we need BC CC's of lemonade sales immediately

 

[Mudhawk]

Yes, we need a lemonade stand stat! Doctor, we need BC CC's of lemonade sales immediately

If we put on a logo depicting two Quasigrasers charging at each other over the backdrop of our usual black and yellow quarters then we might avoid trouble with a certain energy drink. And still profit from being compared.
Lets put in Quantanium instead of Taurin.
"Who needs wings if you can simply Quantum-Jump!"

 

[Raven_King]

So we can get a battlecruiser with lemonade transfusion immediately?

 

[Yex]

I for one welcome all these great ideas.
I bet everyone just wishes they'd bring back conscription, oh wait, just in time for Nam 2.0

Then make stuff up like he's some kind of professional twitter shit poster

Sage

 

[Mudhawk]

So we can get a battlecruiser with lemonade transfusion immediately?

In the great and sacred tradition of concept sales I shall tell thee: Someday soon!
Realy soon!
On a galactic scale at least.
But do pay right now.
In full. For claiming dibs.
Deliveries come way later though.

 

[Mudhawk]

Like a toddler who just got a sharpie

now I remember where I have seen this style of art before!