This was in my inbox this morning:
---
We are please to advise that you are banned from the 2.6 PTU, which will shortly be available for selected testers. To be be absolutely clear, you are in fact banned from all further PTU testing after your persistent drunken debauchery in PTU 2.1 though 2.5. Vomiting in the the Million Mile High Club lounge did not help your case, nor did filing a Bug Report detailing your night of passion with the lead tester's mother. Repeated crashing of your Aurora was only to be expected from a member of Test Squadron, but we are completely unable to understand why you would crash a Starfarer fully loaded with sewage into the chairman's office and then open the tanks. This is especially perplexing since we have not yet implemented waste mechanics in the game.
To paraphrase our normal parting message: Welcome to the persistent ban universe (population: 1)
---
:cry:
---
We are please to advise that you are banned from the 2.6 PTU, which will shortly be available for selected testers. To be be absolutely clear, you are in fact banned from all further PTU testing after your persistent drunken debauchery in PTU 2.1 though 2.5. Vomiting in the the Million Mile High Club lounge did not help your case, nor did filing a Bug Report detailing your night of passion with the lead tester's mother. Repeated crashing of your Aurora was only to be expected from a member of Test Squadron, but we are completely unable to understand why you would crash a Starfarer fully loaded with sewage into the chairman's office and then open the tanks. This is especially perplexing since we have not yet implemented waste mechanics in the game.
To paraphrase our normal parting message: Welcome to the persistent ban universe (population: 1)
---
:cry:
