Ill just drop this here..

xecto

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So a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. And another. And another. 7 drinks later, he's pretty drunk.
Suddenly, 2 squirrels run through the door, climb up onto a stool, order a drink, and start up a conversation with the Bartender.
Soon the guy can't take it anymore, and he blurts out "Who taught you two to talk?".
The squirrels look at him stunned, and say "Whoa, Pal, you must REALLY be drunk. There's only one of me."

 

Egriz

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Not sure what to expect. Test Squadron meets /r/dadjokes.

I chuckled.
 
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