My fiancee and I have agreed to watch all the films in our collection we have never watched. Most of them are still in their cellophane, many of them bought over 5 years ago... ...Just watched all 2 hours 10 minutes of the movie DUNE. After the last credit rolled, she turned to me, gazed imploringly in to my eyes and asked, delicately "Did anything just happen there?" I gazed back and whispered on a faint breath: "I just don't fucking know." The most annoying part was the constant inner monologues. Best bit was whenever Patrick Stewart was kicking arse in particular when he was carrying a pug into battle, that was the good ladies favorite part. And recognising the line "Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm" to which I completed the FatboySlim lyric "If you walk without rhythm, huh, you never learn" which the soon to be wife looked at me blankly not recognising at all. Anyone seen this all the way through? The other half wants to know what TEST Squadron made of the part when Sting comes out of the sauna with a car-ornament stuck to his shreaddies?