Limericks

FZD

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So lately I've had this urge to make terrible limericks. I'll ̶p̶o̶o̶p̶ put them here. You can too

You know, an Aurora is a sturdy ship,
How to use? Well you crash with it!
No projectile so strong,
as Aurora, 60 ft. long
with beer as a pilot, I dig it.
 

Han Burgundy

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these are terrible.
Glory be to Printimus,
His judgement cold with hidden lust.
Hardened be the heart of a critic,
buried 'neath the soul of a cynic.
Forevermore; in him we'll trust.
 

FZD

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I can fondly still remember the day I joined TEST,
It was summer, nay, Autumn? Winter? I can't guess
For that day a party was afoot,
I drank myself under a stool
I really can't remember the day I joined TEST
 
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FZD

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I've heard of a cheat code, it's reading limericks
so start citing in your Aurora, you'll see extra kick
The time starts moving faster,
but your shots will go askew,
Since it's only to pass time, a silly trick!
 
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