Of all the cults I have been in, this is the best one!

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  1. Montoya

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    Sipping on my coffee, browsing over the glorious forums and its amazing community here, I am in awe of what you have built!

    I have been in many cults over the years, but hands down, this cult here is by far my favorite!

    I was talking with Tom Cruise the other day, he was interested in learning more about TEST and Star Citizen.

    I gave him a brief run down, explained how we can travel to the stars and showed him around Port Olisar.

    He was most impressed with the fact that a mere $27K buys you the very top level of membership!

    Far cheaper than those other competing cults!

    Show me a better cult and I will give you my Aurora!
     
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    We need to make a movie with Tom Cruise. Have him divebombing baddies in Bengals with an Aurora and parachuting out the back of Starlifters with stolen cargo.
     
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    I just keep waiting for the kool-aid. Yummy kool-aid...
     
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    if we're such a great cult, why hasn't Dear Leader demanded my first-born child?
     
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    He already has one you see. So, need to get me some yellow and black sheets...gotta make a robe, if you are in a cult, you need a robe.
     
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    This is only my second cult. I was made to join my first by my parents and it got me into a good school. That cult did have the best selling book of all time, ( apparently written by God herself) and some great movies (Ben Hur 1959) but it was a bit confusing and hypocritical for me so I left.

    This cult is better in many ways, but I think it needs the everlasting life guarantee, especially given the development time.
     
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    LTI costs extra.
     
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    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite cult on the Citadel
     
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    Test Cult
    Best Cutl!
     
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    ..... wait for it....
     
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    This isnt a real religion? Have I been bamboozled again? Why do these things keep happening to me!?!?!
     
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    Its because you never ascended to Legatus level!
     
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    Yes @Printimus

    You and your wallet must make the ultimate sacrifice.
     
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    Wait, we're in a cult?
    Another thing to check off on my list of essential life experiences, i suppose.
     
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    Oh. Well the cult thing explains why I throw money at you every month! Yay me, I'm a part of something.

    I think I'll have a beer to celebrate.
     
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    mmm beer. lets have another.
     
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