Of all the cults I have been in, this is the best one!

Montoya

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Montoya
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Sipping on my coffee, browsing over the glorious forums and its amazing community here, I am in awe of what you have built!

I have been in many cults over the years, but hands down, this cult here is by far my favorite!

I was talking with Tom Cruise the other day, he was interested in learning more about TEST and Star Citizen.

I gave him a brief run down, explained how we can travel to the stars and showed him around Port Olisar.

He was most impressed with the fact that a mere $27K buys you the very top level of membership!

Far cheaper than those other competing cults!

Show me a better cult and I will give you my Aurora!
 
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Rear_Intruder
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This is only my second cult. I was made to join my first by my parents and it got me into a good school. That cult did have the best selling book of all time, ( apparently written by God herself) and some great movies (Ben Hur 1959) but it was a bit confusing and hypocritical for me so I left.

This cult is better in many ways, but I think it needs the everlasting life guarantee, especially given the development time.
 
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SullyQuindarius
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This is only my second cult. I was made to join my first by my parents and it got me into a good school. That cult did have the best selling book of all time, ( apparently written by God herself) and some great movies (Ben Hur 1959) but it was a bit confusing and hypocritical for me so I left.

This is cult is better in many ways, but I think it needs the everlasting life guarantee, especially given the development time.
LTI costs extra.