SpaceX... do you work there?

Xian-Luc Picard

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I am going to be in LA next month for a conference and was wondering if anyone on here works at SpaceX. A tour would fulfill one of my life goals... seriously... but apparently you have to know someone who works there to get one. :(

So if there *is* someone, and they are gracious enough to fulfill my request, I would be forever in your debt.
 

maynard

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I'd be surprised if no one at CIG had connections to real rocket scientists, hit 'em up
 

Han Burgundy

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Hi,
My Name is Elon and I am positively delighted that you are showing interest in a tour of my facility. If you can meet me behind the burger king on 5th and Main, I can give you a tour. NO COPS. They're...uh...they're not allowed in the factory. Look for the van that says "Vinny's Inflatable Castles" (That was the original name for SpaceX, fun fact) Oh, and don't tell your family where you're headed. It ruins the surprise. Also: You have both kidneys, right? Its important. For space stuff.
 

Xian-Luc Picard

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Hi,
My Name is Elon and I am positively delighted that you are showing interest in a tour of my facility. If you can meet me behind the burger king on 5th and Main, I can give you a tour. NO COPS. They're...uh...they're not allowed in the factory. Look for the van that says "Vinny's Inflatable Castles" (That was the original name for SpaceX, fun fact) Oh, and don't tell your family where you're headed. It ruins the surprise. Also: You have both kidneys, right? Its important. For space stuff.
You forgot to ask for my social security number and mother's maiden name... amateur.
 

DarkSnake

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I don't but I have a friend who does (good friend with a guy who got his PHD in Aerospace Engineering, so I know some of his friends as well). I'd ask him, but it'd be weird to be like, "Hey, can you give this guy I don't know a tour."
 

Murderer

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There's a job for a cafeteria porter on the careers page. I'll assume you could pretend to be applying for a position
 
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