TEST Engineer back on duty!

[Cable]

Let's face it... the Ugly Yoke lived a short and brutal life. It served us well, but we couldn't mourn its death forever. Here at the TEST Skunkworks Division, we pledge ourselves to drinking to forget our mistakes so we can make them again sooner! Here's just a sneak peek at what our scientists are working on next!

 

[maynard]

the spais are gonna be all over this

 

[Farasalt]

You're working on a 17th century french rapier?

 

[Czechmate]

Is that coil an antenna or a deflection sensor?

 

[Cable]

Update! Getting guts together!

 

[Farasalt]

It's just not fun unless there's hot glue involved, right?

 

[Cable]

That's why I'm the Lead Adhesive Engineer.

 

[Cable]

It took a while to get its guts in...

But when I did, the THE CRABTROLLER WAS BORN!

Two analog sticks, one hat switch, two dials, and TWENTY FUCKING THREE individual programmable buttons this sonovabitch will do everything but birth your fucking children!

Oh, is that a clock/ timer in there? YOU GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS! TEST PILOTS ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!11!1

Look at those dials! Sexy! Guess what they'll do? IDFK BUT WE GOT EM! Oh, and don't even try to pretend you're not bearing the weight of three heavily insulated USB cables. With this YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!

And look at how nice it fits in your large ass manly hands. You feel like a bear getting ready to plunge grommet first into a jack-o-lantern's eye hole!

Did I forget to mention the throttle quadrant that comes hardwired to this sexy piece of ass? That's another 6 buttons, you silly asshole! You'll need a bible to remember all these keymappings!

Now give me money!

 

[WarrenPeace]

And I thought the Ugly Yoke was bad. Sir, I am speechless. Also slightly desirous. My vocabulary fails me as I look for the adjectives that fit this act of engineering you have committed.

 

[Reptar Khan]

Oh My Mother Of ..........
Word they aren't enough to describe what you have done!?!?!

I'll take two.

Edit: Do an Instrutables for that shit!!!

 

[Dalarast]

The amounts and type of beer consumed should be in the Instructables...

 

[Flashwit]

I didn't think it was possible, but you have made the greatest controller that there is.

Are you sure you used enough hotglue?

 

[Cable]

I didn't think it was possible, but you have made the greatest controller that there is.

Are you sure you used enough hotglue?

I actually used less hot glue in this build than my last.... And far less hot glue than most Saitek controllers on the market.

As for the instructables.... I'm not quite sure what I did. All I know is that it involved a soldering iron, a hacksaw, hot glue, an xbox controller, and a broken saitek yoke. The rest is a blur. I tried to take pictures as I put it together, but it all just looks like a ball of plastic and wiring.

 

[Huegpaynis]

That is an egregious breach of aesthetic design.
I like it.

 

[K1NG]

 

[WarrenPeace]

I also like the multiplying beer bottles in each group of pictures

 

[CGPepper]

Ive seen one of those once when visiting Chernobyl

 

[thanatos73]

It is the ULTIMATE expression of Function before Form!!!!! In fact, I think Form ran home crying, cause Function went somewhere it shouldn't have. I NEED blueprints!!!!

 

[Reptar Khan]

As fo I'm not quite sure what I did. ... The rest is a blur.

A true mark of inspired engineering.