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If a MOAB blows up in a forest and no one is around does it make a sound?
Of a MOAB detonates and no one survives to tell about it did it make a sound?
 

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If a MOAB detonates and no MOAB is around to detonate, does it still MOAB?
Ooo, interesting, if a MOAB blows up a MOAB was the MOAB that got blown up actually a MOAB? Could have been a dud?
 

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But what if a FOAB explodes a MOAB....does it make a BOAB (Baby of all Bombs)?
Mmmmm, self replicating ordinance... Only issue is if it is a ration of 2 to 1 you'd run out of bombs after a while. You'd need them to have twins, or not explode when making the first BOAB...?
 

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If a MOAB blows up in a forest and no one is around does it make a sound?
The laws of physics would say yes.

not sure about the sound, but if you don't see the explosion, it wasn't a MOAB
Unless you're far enough away to be past the horizon line of the farthest point of visibility of the after effects can be observed. Or you're blind like a certain wonderful Owl.

Can this post be about Space Kitty's now?
If a MOAB lands in a forest filled with space kitties, does it make a sound? Perhaps, but there will definitely be the sound of an upset @Wolfy heard off in the distance.

Of a MOAB detonates and no one survives to tell about it did it make a sound?
Forgive me for replying to this with a Biblical reference, but it fits so well.

Revelations 8:1 "And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour." (KJV)

If a MOAB detonates and no MOAB is around to detonate, does it still MOAB?
If the MOAB in question is actually a Mother Of All Beers, then eventually a TESTie will find it & will consume it. My money would be on @Blind Owl because he's got blind luck.

But what if a FOAB explodes a MOAB....does it make a BOAB (Baby of all Bombs)?
Mmmmm, self replicating ordinance... Only issue is if it is a ration of 2 to 1 you'd run out of bombs after a while. You'd need them to have twins, or not explode when making the first BOAB...?
God forbid if those MOAB's were infused with DNA from the OctoMom. Each batch of BOAB's would be a set of cluster bombs with borderline disabled fuses.
 

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Oh no, the last post in this thread is like 2 minutes old. I better bump this! Up thread, up. Draw nutrients from all the shitposts and flourish!
 
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