Congratulations on 241 crayon-eating years Marines! To all the Marines and Marine vets in TEST, I salute you. Hope you're not getting voluntold to attend any balls or being forced to eat overpriced meals in your dress blues. I didn't get you anything. I'm too cheap to buy crayons.
In all seriousness, happy birthday Marines. Today is for you.
In all seriousness, happy birthday Marines. Today is for you.