TEST Piracy suborg anthem

Is this the perfect song for TEST pirates?

  • Aye! *drinks beer*

    Votes: 15 93.8%
  • Hush up ye soft landlubber

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Total voters
    16

GrammarGestapo

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Jun 8, 2014
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In the vein of the new star-TEST trailer, I have discovered the perfect anthem for TEST pirates! This shall be played constantly over the airwaves to drown out our target's communication!

 

WarrenPeace

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Jul 17, 2014
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I don't see why this has to be limited to piracy. Heck, diplomacy, trading, dogfighting, sports, fancy dinner parties, they all fit!
 

GrammarGestapo

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I don't see why this has to be limited to piracy. Heck, diplomacy, trading, dogfighting, sports, fancy dinner parties, they all fit!
arr, now yer gettin it!
 

Captain Easy

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Nov 19, 2014
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ARghhhh matey! I love it! Need to post the lyrics (that way we can sing it as we plunder).

And we need beer and rum like they have, the kind that makes the clothes fall off of the women and panties drop! TEST BEER!
 

Designated Drunk

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Feb 28, 2014
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From the band's bio:

Avast, ye landlubbers! From the deepest darkest depths of eastern Scotland comes ALESTORM, a drunken band of pirates on an epic quest to drink your beer, steal your rum, and be the greatest damn band that ever did sail the seven seas!

I hereby nominate Alestorm as the official music of TEST, and I expect that many Starfarers will be named in honor of them.
 

Groundstain

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May 23, 2014
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Honey, I have an Idea.
What's that dear?
Lets make our child take Violin lessons. Theres no way he could possibly embarrass us that way.
 
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