What's a good analogy for joining TEST Squadron?

bdg

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TEST Squadron is like sex with that crazy girlfriend; you know it's going to be trouble, but it feel so good.
 
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SkippyLeDoo

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I think I can best describe how I feel about test with an anecdote: When I was younger my parents build a garage beside the house. While everything was being torn up to make room for construction they piled up a bunch of dirt into huge, rocky piles.

I, as any rational kid would do, took one of those circular snow sleds and slid down the hills for hours. I fell and tumbled and got plenty bruises. It hurt a lot, but damned if I didn't get back up and go again.

TL;DR: TEST is like sledding down a dirt hill. It's awful and painful and a hell of a lot of fun.
 
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maynard

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joining TEST is like oxygen deprivation

it makes you stupider
 

Bruttle

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It's like waking up one day and realizing that you used to be a ninja secret agent supersoldier that got their memory wiped by this shadow organization that is trying to take over the world and only you can reassemble the secret squardon that can save the planet from a terrible dystopian future full of big brother conspiracies made a reality by the aforementioned shadowy, devious group. Yep.
 

Naruw

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Joining Test is like going to the free clinic to see if you have Chlamydia; regardless of the results, you know that you have made a series of bad choices in your life but with a bit of Alcohol and possible anti-virals you'll be back out there repeating all your same mistakes.
Just remember Winners never quit!
 

Rattle-N-hum

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It's like waking up one day and realizing that you used to be a ninja secret agent supersoldier that got their memory wiped by this shadow organization that is trying to take over the world and only you can reassemble the secret squardon that can save the planet from a terrible dystopian future full of big brother conspiracies made a reality by the aforementioned shadowy, devious group. Yep.
No more general chat for you!
 

FZD

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I can still remember joining TEST as if it was yesterday. It's all a blur.
 

Pander

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A Jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender says " ill serve you BUT you better not start anything"

Wait what are doing?

-Join Test
 
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