Admiral Owl?

Dalarast

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congrats!

Now I know tradition requires promotions of a naval officer to conduct the great wetting down ceremony. The one who is getting promoted will buy all drinks to his subordinates and peers.

I prefer whiskey. Good whiskey.

Congrats!
 

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Hahaha, this made my day even better. Shucks. Thanks Beerjerker. You rock.
congrats!

Now I know tradition requires promotions of a naval officer to conduct the great wetting down ceremony. The one who is getting promoted will buy all drinks to his subordinates and peers.

I prefer whiskey. Good whiskey.

Congrats!
Dammit. It's the same in the army.
Guess I better put my Admirals pay to use and buy a round or two for about 9000 souls...
Could be a long night.
A long, expensive night.
($v$)7
Thanks brother.
Here's your whiskey.
Macallan's 18. That do?

I swear to Fuck if my phone auto-corrects 'Macallan' to something stupid one more time I'm going to Aurora it across the room. Grrrr.

Haha
 
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Blind Owl

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I vote we give Owl a custom title fitting to his level of dedication to this forum.
"Admiral Shitpost"
If You're to get a forum title, it has to be something like Likemonger or gifter of likes.
It looks like @SeungRyul has stuck again.
I'm hallucinating.
Or I cause hallucinations.
Either or, awesome.

Thanks Master of Hamsters.
 

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Welcome to teh admiral's club! It's pretty much exactly the same as it was before, except now your epeen is 10 times mightier!
 
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This sounds like a much better promotion. Admirals probably don't get to sleep in much.
I concur. And I get to see pretty things that may or may not be there. Perfect for flying my Aurora. Yay!
Welcome to teh admiral's club! It's pretty much exactly the same as it was before, except now your epeen is 10 times mightier!
Haha, could it get any mightier? ;)
I'm going to use it flagrantly. Er...more flagrantly! Ha.

Thank you good sir. I feel most welcomed.
 

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Me too! It's like his owl powers leveled up when he became an admiral!
Owl has reached level high...as a kite.
But his Admiral-ness was short lived, because now he's a Hallucinogenic Owl.
Somewhere under all those layers of technicolour visions, the rank still persists. I think.
naa, that's just an regular owl after a kegger
Hahaha, or is this:
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or did I mean ecstasy? at my age its hard to remember.
Haha, are you remembering my 90's? ;)
 
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Drinking one last time with my moustache, as I promised my wife I'd shave it before she flies home.
Will you lose your powers when you shave your mustache? I am afraid to shave my beard in fear that it will weaken me... especially since it is a super rare "blonde beard".

 
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Will you lose your powers when you shave your mustache? I am afraid to shave my beard in fear that it will weaken me... especially since it is a super rare "blonde beard".

You must keep the bone beasts. Well that's a strange auto-correct.
Let's try that again: you must keep the blonde beware.
Almost got it. One more time: You must keep the blonde beard.
Nailed it.
Keep the beard. Beards are good. I however, must shave. It's only been a part of me for two months. I'm not too attached.
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You must keep the bone beasts. Well that's a strange auto-correct.
Let's try that again: you must keep the blonde beware.
Almost got it. One more time: You must keep the blonde beard.
Nailed it.
Keep the beard. Beards are good. I however, must shave. It's only been a part of me for two months. I'm not too attached.
 
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