As Chief of the TEST Bureau of Legitimate Elections, I can now formally announce that Montoya was re-elected Glorious Leader of TEST with 104% of the vote! It's time for the mandatory celebration!
There was no mass voter turn out cause everyone was drunk or passed outOnly 104% of the vote? LIES AND FRAUD! The Election was clearly rigged and tampered with. Otherwise the Glorious Leader would have won with 275% of the vote.
On the up-side, you're going to hear a lot less snarky Brexit jokes coming from us Yanks....So you got that going for you, which is nice. I'd flock to Canada to hang out with squatch and owl, but that would just make me a victim of US foreign policy. Better to be INSIDE the crashing plane than be on the ground getting crushed by it, I suppose. Yaaaay politics! Now back to flying some goddamn space ships!Damnit you mericans have broke the plannet!!!