Recent content by Carlos Spicyweiner

Instructions have never been clearer. Still ignoring and not licking this post after 10 years.

Well, the pink makes my butt look like chewed bubble gum, but it still sings to me...I think I can pull it off. My stylist agrees.

Someone made a copy of my motorcycle policy and gave it to CIG.

I'm getting a tattoo of him on my ass. I may name one of my ships after him too!

For me, it was the Valkyrie Liberator. I just wonder if I'm gonna live long enough to fly this hog or if it's another BMM!

Are you hauling any cargo with it? I haven’t been able to even get to it once I call for it (at least at the space stations). Can you land it anywhere at all?

I put those up all over Stanton in 2015. That's my old band. We broke up when we found out that if you don't do the cover charge thing, you don't get paid... Also, we sucked.

That is probably the most Irish thing I’ve ever heard.

I'm playing stormtrooper on the Solanki platform, just kicking ass and finally getting the chance to use the grenade launcher (so much fun launching grenades into fresh spawn closets!). I find a red loot box and check it for a medpen because I'm slightly wounded. All the sudden, my screen goes...

Crap. There's a reason I mine stuff and salvage things. I can't fight my way out of a wet paper bag, and now I got to find a "crozius hammer" and a "war maul". Cubby Blast doesn't carry them, neither does Live Wire. Is this something coming out in 3.23? Quick edit: Just googled "crozius...

The only drawback to that tub is that long climb out. It’s the slowest elevator in the universe. Another minor problem is, while you no longer have to leave the cockpit after you fill every one-SCU container of material to eject it and place it on the cargo grid, you still have to do it...

Single handing a reclaimer! That ship rocks! Celebratory pub crawl in Area 18.

Welcome to test! Do you have a large spacecraft I can borrow? For things and stuff that may or may not be illegal?

Can’t wait to get murdered at these new outposts!