I am a clinical psychopathic serial killer that recently was let out of guantanamo bay in an attempt by our glorious government to repopulate the United States with people that truly love America. I also recently won the Noble Peace prize for just being that drunk guy in a bar, because you know how good you look while drunk. Anyway I see that you're starting to doubt my actual about me page but if it cheers you up I know the person who murdered Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman, it isn't OJ.
Oh by the way OJ isn't dead. I think just about the only thing that keeps me from going balls-deep in killing people now-a-day's is this beer diet I'm on.
I don't know what to say here...But huge congrats!!
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Fifth anniversary in TEST Squadron!
Holy crap, did you develop Stockholm Syndrome or something?
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Fourth Anniversary in TEST Squadron
Holy crap! Four years!! FOUR YEARS! fOUr yEaRs!!!
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Third Anniversary in TEST Squadron
I don't know what you did to deserve getting stuck in TEST but I pray for your soul's deliverance =P
Thank you for being an amazing addition to our gaming community <3
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Second Anniversary
Wow...you managed to stick with us for 2 years. What....what is wrong with you people?
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Every Bit Counts!
Thanks for the support kind sir/madam! You have become part of history!
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First Anniversary
You've been registered here for a year, congratulations!
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Steamed Up
You integrated Steam with your account!
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Birthday Boy
The forum hamsters would like wish you a very happy birthday.
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Dozens I swear Dozens of Likes!
You received at least 24 likes! (Too bad they aren't Auroras)
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Daily Vitamins
Nine out of ten doctors recommend a daily dosage of TEST forums is the best answer to boredom. Log on to TEST forums for every day of the week.
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Someone Likes Me!
Well not really, but looks like someone actually liked what you said!