Recent content by hairball4u

Hey all! My name Dave and I'm a geek. My handle everywhere is hairball4u - aptly named because of the 5 cats that let me live in their house, in exchange for me cleaning up an occasional hairball for them. I'm 54, married with two kids. As a youth, I was heavily influenced by Star Trek (TOS)...

... and two-fucking-women = death by snu-snu

As I understand it, there is a recall for the Irdis' airlocks. They intermittently malfunction... usually when a ensign with a red shirt is by them.

Bring on the escorts, the shnuu schnuu and the BeerFarers!

What a way to spend a day! But... where are the Aurora dragsters?

I would have been surprised if this thread didn't deteriorate in true TEST fashion. Oh yeah, welcome to TEST FatChances! If you take the blue pilsner, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pilsner, you stay in wonderland, and we show...

Damn it, Montoya! It took over 10 years of intensive therapy (a.k.a. drinking) to forget all of that crap I learned in school. Now, here it all comes flooding back like a buncha bloody twatwaffles! Wait, that gives me a reason to keep drinking for at least another 10 years. Thank you, Montoya!!!

Hey Castaae, welcome to TEST! I'm always sucking at beers. :)

The great thing is... if you drink enough on the weekend, you never have to deal with Mondays!

I'm in for Operation: Balls Deep too... We're gonna need a lot of beer though, Disco's Hole may not be pretty and it could get messy fast.

I wonder if they'll have the impulse to try and drive their squad cars into the sun...

Welcome to TEST, Floating Cloud! Ignore the disclaimer, the lawyer was drunk when he wrote it. Just remember when things go dark, either: A) You're passing out. B) Our Auroras have blotted out the suns... again! or C) both A and B are true.

Welcome to TEST! You're going need a mug or goblet or stein ... Never mind, just drink outta the tap if you're thirsty.

Left comment. Would love to see some space critters!

Is it true that we ban ppl for flying sober and being not being obnoxious?