Recent content by LurchLord

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    Get your black and yellow gear and paint!

    And with the latest fuckfest they managed to take the final hope I might have had to at least get to the fucking armor by fucking up my Prospector, so now I can't even fucking mine anymore. Can't fucking install any mining lasers on the fucking thing. No, claiming it changes fucking nothing...
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    Get your black and yellow gear and paint!

    I would love to, but not a single ----ing hauling mission has worked for me all weekend, and no other mission bothered to ----ing pop up. I might be slightly more ----ing pissed at CIncompetentG than usual. ---- them and their inability to get one ----ing thing right. The one ----ing time I...
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    THIS is one of the best CIG commercials since...I don't know.

    After about 17 hours of trying I managed to get the Tier 1 Hurston reward. Nothing else. I had to mine every fucking scu, refine and deliver it, because after the entry mission (3 tries) not a single elevator worked. Hooray. Mining gives you no money (because of course mining rewards don't...
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    MISC Raptor coming to the Verse!

    Do our marketing for us programs only work for "content creators" and "influencers". By this time normal people have no friends left to try and recruit into a project with such a lousy, tarnished reputation.
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    Test Squadron Avatar

    but not in a row
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    Star Citizen breaking all funding records this year

    No new money from me, just shifting some store credit. Promises are worth nothing, and nothing is what they get from me until I have satisfactory progress on my hard drive.
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    Alpha 4.1 Is On Deck

    To my eternal surprise, who could have seen that coming, how novel, how fresh and new.
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    Alpha 4.1 Is On Deck

    Login - timeout Login - timeout Login - kicked for inactivity, in the fucking loading screen Login - timeout Login - Server error Server error Server error Server error Welcome to the fucking year of fixing the game. Every fucking time. Every fucking patch. Bush league. But hey, at least the...
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    Star Citizen is shutting down its LA office

    Doom I say, Doom forever and a million days. Dooooooooooooom. All of the Doom, so much that it needs to be capitalized, dooming Doom looming behind the doomed horizon of Doom. Also, Doom.
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    New Patch, new crippling bugs

    Currently doing the same. The red salvage missions around Yela give you Connies to strip, and pay you 13k for the privilege of gathering 1 missions worth of stuff.
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    New Patch, new crippling bugs

    Found a group to do the event thingie with. Fully crewed Polaris. Went to get the McGuffington or whatever the stuff in Pyro is called. Ship despawned on the ground, we all died. Tried again, Polaris despawned on the ground again. Tried again with 2 Starlancer and a Taurus. Finally made it. Took...
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    New Patch, new crippling bugs

    Just so you don't end up in the middle of buttfuck nowhere with an empty tank. Whenever you refuel your ship, you absolutely must store it and recall it, else the fuel will all magically disappear in the middle of your next jump, leaving you stranded in space. No matter how many times people...
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    Eggs

    Because someone had to.
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    A Salty counter farm reaction Video?

    Embarrassment
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    Ding Dong the witch is dead. . .

    Never underestimate inertia. Changes at the top can take years to trickle down.
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