Recent content by Mr Fishcakes

You should be able to hit tab to bring your cursor into view. Then, you just drag the interface about a bit and add and remove modules as you like. Hitting tab again will hide away your cursor.

Just wondering if anyone has Titanfall, and if so; would you like to team up and ASPLODE DA BAD GUYS with me. I am always looking for squaddies so it would be killer to play with some TESTies and perhaps even have some fun. That bit is totally optional though. Feel free to like, not have fun...

I would like to imagine that most of my fellow TESTies will, once the PU arrives, play wit respect for other players and respect for the boundaries set out by the PU Rule system. I am certain that most Testienauts will have the common sense and the decency not to just indiscriminately ram random...

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Well regardless of AMAZING PRIZES, I have just filled in the form, as I know that our simian friends over in TEST™ SCIENCE LABS will currently be flinging shit and totting up some super statistics to be handed to our master explosion specialists tacticians over at TICTACS TACTICS HQ. Hopefully...

The mass driver is a beauty; although I have a feeling the ammo cost might get quite steep, as it is very possible to miss. Landing a hit does a substantial amount of damage though.

Has anyone else here tried placing the missiles from the 325a onto the 300i trainer you get with the DFM? The Stalker missiles from the 325a don't seem to be anywhere near as powerful as the Marksman missiles that come on the trainer. I've noticed the Marksman is pretty much an instant...

I have mocked up a quick design of how I think Operation Turkey should play out:

I'd be interested, but my question is what time would the sessions be held? Over here in the world's sunniest island; England™ I unfortunately have work to do for the Queen, so I am unavailable between 9 morning bong and 6 evening bong.

The latest Ten for the Chairman had a question in which Chris "The Man" Roberts said that he liked the idea of player-run news channels and radio channels. With him stating it should be fairly easy and that they would consider it, how does TEST like the sound of their own radio station? I was...

You see, I have come up with a cunning plan... This will take some coordination, which I find easier after a few drinks. We simply have a member of TEST use their incredible acting skills to convince the opposition that they are on their side, all the while masking their drunkenness with skill...

"I drink because I'm poor, and I'm poor because I drink" - Gandalf, Transformers II: Transform Harder

If I'm not drinking, then I'm probably dead.

Also saying a little more, but hey. I did want to say thanks for letting me join such a illustrious, well mannered, and devilishly good-looking organisation. I feel privileged. If anyone ever wants a beer and finds themselves lacking a partially-sober wingman, I'm your guy. I look forward to...