Recent content by Relic

because of Derk's college stuff, he has to learn the phonetic alphabet, last night he kept telling me that he was messing up T because instead of tango, he wanted to say test. this steamrolled into "LETS MAKE A TEST PHONETIC ALPHABET!" so i decided to get you all to help us. we came up with a...

this is my cat. her name is cool cat because my toddler likes peewee's playhouse and that is the name of the hipster cat in the puppetland band. she is lazy and refuses to get a job, and won't even do the laundry. she just sleeps on it.

do you guys like my new ship?

welp i was going to be living on whatever ship you picked but NOPE...

may his noodly appendages touch you

ok this is the best thing ever...

mine usually crashes when i crash into things with my ship or when i'm in a ship with someone and they crash it into something.

PICKLES!

this is my pirate song

first day in: crash the game, spend hours trying to find derk, crash into space station, exit ship mid flight, crash into landing pad. #best

crashed my ship so hard the game crashed. why isn't this an achievement?

roses are red violets are blue i've got a knife get in the Aurora. (changed it a little cause aurora)

ew its you.

i know your pain, its going to take me nearly 3 days to download this game on my dsl connection </3 1mb/s

butts