Recent content by Yex

Damn French Think I'd rather be Big Daddy than boss man. Has a better ring to it when I put on that strap :D

Wait; we still don't have the merchant in game.. Lol? 10 years ago I was complaining about it not being looked at, to which they assured me "it was almost done" and those lazy mother fucking devs still haven't done it?? What did those fuckers die of old age and now we are waiting for their 10...

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Can of worms reading Genesis literally, it's pretty simple math to go; Adam + Eve = Siblings Who'd the siblings bang? A book that calls you inbred, ain't my kind of book. Don't make me get the reformation up in here.

The baby table flip is so true. They're adorable, especially the little chunky ones. Prostitutes. You'll never learn they don't love you. Don't worry Shadow. Some of them even come with their own blow, both kinds of blow! *slaps roof* £39.95

Montoya forces me to be active. I keep writing little, "help me", on the inside of all of the merch but it turns out none of the testies can read. I can't even read.

AI wives, AI girlfriends.. Nah Even your average mates going to bully you for a fleshlight. Imagine walking your cumdumpster into a pub, the look of disappointment from your dad would be picture worthy. AI husband, AI boyfriend? Dildos/vibrators are way more acceptable - but folks would still...

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This is the way

Seung won't even call me back, he won't fix your button!

For me, wasn't much into games until these 3 masterpieces. Microsoft flight sim 1995 - I was like wow! It's real life! Halo CE 2001 - I was like wow! It's real life! Praetorians by Calypso 2003 - I was like wow! It's real life!

Pretty easy to do, but difficult to do well. I made a few gallons of honey mead in a old bucket with some super yeast years ago. Knocked your socks off at about 12% but woof did it ever taste like 12% mead made in a old bucket. Idk I feel like sterilization is hyped. I washed it in the shower...

Hahaha I didn't think of that; I read this, showed my partner and just got >:( (they are English) By desk, you mean - "the feed" Feeds are for pigs, stop eating it, you aren't pig

It oddly wasn't sarcasm, I was complimenting you. It's alright I can balance it out with my very minor bit of history I remembered; that when the Spanish Armada wrecked off of the Irish coast after their defeat - we the local Irish, ate them. Bit embarrassing that. Since then the Chorizo...

So can we just summarize as I only show up here once in a while; - Shadow will be stumbling around in the dark looking for a usb C (thanks eu) charger - Naff according to statistics has become a statistic, sorry friend, The FOOKN Sun says so :'( - Makute continues to seem more educated than...