Jurassic World opens today
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I watched it with fam, felt like a decent Jurassic Park movie. Like along the lines of the original but not as good. Better than some of the sequels.
TBH I'm just tired of these sequels, the last two were sooo bad I swore I wouldn't watch another one again. So I watched the trailers, generic, boring, then listened to some "reviews" from my friends I trust who have seen it, and came to the same conclusion as I do with most movies in the past couple of years, that it's not even worth the bandwidth to pirate, let alone my actual time or money.
This one has Scarlet Johansson. I’d watch it just for that. She’s the spitting image of an old girlfriend.
It was okay, but honestly, the whole "family" part of the cast could have been left out. I think they were only there for the teenage/under 25 crowd and to because other Jurassic Park movies had a family aspect. It wasn't needed here.
That said, the movie was fairly predictable. Halfway through I was getting the idea for a filk/parody song. Spoiler tag since it MIGHT contain spoilers.
NOTE, This is really bad and I could probably spend about 2-3 days polishing it, but honestly, it's not worth it...I just like making bad parody song lyrics)
That said, the movie was fairly predictable. Halfway through I was getting the idea for a filk/parody song. Spoiler tag since it MIGHT contain spoilers.
NOTE, This is really bad and I could probably spend about 2-3 days polishing it, but honestly, it's not worth it...I just like making bad parody song lyrics)
Dinosaur Isle (Sung to the tune of Gillgan's Isle opening)
Lyrics ©copyright Thalstan Trailwalker
Just sit right down and see a tale
A tale of corporate greed
It started on a New York street
Where avarice tends to meet
- Where the avarice tends to meet
And here we get a hackneyed plot
'Cuz a sailing ship was tossed
By dinos hunting in the deep blue sea
So the merc can save their butts
- So the merc can save their butts
The ship it crashed in to the shore
of a sealed off dino isle
with
Victims, one and two
The captain sir, and the merc
The family
The scientist and corporate goon
Here on dinosaur isle
Lyrics ©copyright Thalstan Trailwalker
Just sit right down and see a tale
A tale of corporate greed
It started on a New York street
Where avarice tends to meet
- Where the avarice tends to meet
And here we get a hackneyed plot
'Cuz a sailing ship was tossed
By dinos hunting in the deep blue sea
So the merc can save their butts
- So the merc can save their butts
The ship it crashed in to the shore
of a sealed off dino isle
with
Victims, one and two
The captain sir, and the merc
The family
The scientist and corporate goon
Here on dinosaur isle
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