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    Designated Drunk

  • Oct 8, 2014

  Only aloe scented soap around here.

  

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    Designated Drunk

  • Sep 29, 2014

  What does this button do?

  

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    Designated Drunk

  • Jul 4, 2014

  crap, I'm out of provolone cheese and red construction paper. On the plus side, I found my socks and borrowed a chainsaw for the soccer game

  

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    Designated Drunk

  • Jul 4, 2014

  no way are these girls 18

  

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    Designated Drunk

  • Jul 4, 2014

  where the hell did I put my socks

  

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    Designated Drunk

  • Mar 5, 2014

  Status: Drunk.
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