Designated Drunk

Designated Drunk · Jun 7, 2016

O HAI. I will have a hangover in teh morningz, kthxbye

Designated Drunk · Sep 18, 2015

K-pop, hamsters, and beer.

Designated Drunk · Jun 13, 2015

The time is now 10:30 PM. That means pants are now optional. And by 'optional' I mean 'frowned upon'.

Designated Drunk · Jun 10, 2015

You've tried the best, now come to TEST.

Designated Drunk · May 26, 2015

PLEASE use a *SPOILER* tag if you're going to, you know, spoil the surprise...

Designated Drunk · May 5, 2015

Today is an official TEST holiday: Drinko de Mayo

Designated Drunk · Apr 20, 2015

Filthy stoners all getting high today and frying their brains. They should try booze instead.

Designated Drunk · Apr 8, 2015

Now buying stock in edible hat companies.

Designated Drunk · Apr 1, 2015

I, for one, welcome our new fish overlords.

Designated Drunk · Mar 28, 2015

PUNCH IT IN THE BUTT

Designated Drunk · Mar 5, 2015

It has been 39 minutes since the last SoTS video. [CONCERN] is rising.

Designated Drunk · Feb 27, 2015

UI.X Squadron - Best Squardon!

Designated Drunk · Feb 27, 2015

80085 (*giggle*)

Designated Drunk · Feb 25, 2015

I hope the Constellation Phoenix hot tubs have really good filters.

Designated Drunk · Feb 19, 2015

Writing TEST Squadron erotic fanfic...

Designated Drunk · Dec 30, 2014

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.That's how 4-cycle engines work, you filthy-minded pervert!

Designated Drunk · Dec 26, 2014

Note to self: don't eat a half-dozen microwave bean burritos before heading to a holiday party. Unless you don't like anyone there.

Designated Drunk · Dec 18, 2014

CATapult me to the moon.

Designated Drunk · Nov 15, 2014

[CONCERN] There are way too many [CONCERN] threads...

Designated Drunk · Nov 12, 2014

Blast, I'm out of Charmin Sensitive. Time to anger the 'roids...

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