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A: They lied about all of their progress and actually have nothing or B: They ran into a show-stopping hurdle they cannot overcome (Server meshing kaput) so they are playing dumb or C: Chris lost all of the funding in the divorce

Meatbags suffer the fatal flaw of relying on all that wet squishy stuff. Flipping a 46G turn to strafe an opponent isn't really in the cards for Mr. Tom Cruise...

I just want the house that looks like Deep Thought....

Pengu is Love. Pengu is life.

It's like Space Engineers.....but not. I wonder if THEY have the almighty clang

"ThEy nEeD to FiRe SoMe shIp artIstS aNd HiRE mOorE NeTwoRk enGinEErs!!1!!1!"

Wait, there's elevators?! I only ever have a tiny room to walk around in....

*Spits on ground* Nyet. Drake for purist. Three Bucaneers, one Herald, one Cutty-Black, one Cutty-Red, and manymany Dragonfly. Is versitile force, much power for killing with swarm. Missiles expensive, single use. Wasteful. More money for пьянка.

I think the main thing about Americans and their Guns that many Europeans don't understand is the same thing that a lot of Americans fail to understand about it all as well. Sure, guns are nice to have in a robbery, but that is not why we are granted them as a birthright. We have guns to keep...

You see, if I come out of the gate with my 12 gauge roaring, then I miss out on my opportunity to practice my waterboarding and Pipecutter-to-the-knee techniques. Sometimes it can be funner to play with your food a bit, and the Bear Spray will definitely make it a spicy affair I promise I'm not...

+ + Not lethal, but they'll wish they were dead.

It would technically be more akin to "Let the bodies hit the ceiling, the lampshades, stove, ect." Pretty much most things EXCEPT the floor.

It also leaves you with a fun home remodeling project....after the biohazard guys get done scraping the robber off your remaining drywall

For when Charlie is inside the wire...

Are you shooting porn? That is a porn couch......Is...Is SHE shooting porn (that you know of)?

You just made the best mistake of your life associating with these hooligans. Welcome aboard! 🍻

I'm just hoping they include some alien-y shit like a slime hot tub or something. Gotta have that Xeno-drip.

Greedy cunts gon' greed it up, and they won't stop until it effects the bottom line in the wrong direction.

Shit, I should write one of those...

Easy. Lure them in with a distress beacon on a small DAMAGED ship (with docking collar) saying that you were attacked by NPC pirates and that you have no EVA suit onboard. Offer them a fair reward if they take you aboard and drop you off at the nearest station. When they accept, because you are...