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my Aurora has airlocks I can poop on board and jettison the mess I ain't got time to go out of my way for that shit (pun intended)

because there aren't enough browser-based online games already?

it's because TEST is full of spais

silly goose, there's no keeping secrets in TEST

Freelancers, even the Max, can't carry enough cargo to be very lucrative targets Imma go after Hull Cs and bigger gonna have to partner with a freighter pilot to haul the lootz

is this you or her?

what's the point in seeing everything if you can't maneuver quickly? that's why we have shields and armor, to protect us from those ships we can't see

you meant 'sucked me in', amirite? edit: I see you fixed it

[Wall o'Text] if you think TEST isn't going to tax us, the membership, I have a bridge I can sell you where do you think 'Auroras for anyone who needs one' will come from? here's how it's going to work: large tax base funds ship replacement program ship replacements for TEST ops encourages...

what, Space Kitties aren't perverted enough by themselves? you lack imagination

"There's a sucker born every minute." - P.T. Barnum

can't wait to see what happens when it goes over $750!

did @Montoya intentionally make that donation graphic look like a penis? or is it just my filthy mind?

still here, applying snark and cynicism as needed welcome back

the MIS carries up to 52 S2 missiles, which individually won't kill any but the smallest ships so you can apply just enough damage to disable a ship and say, "Surrender or die, outlaw scum!"

back in my day if you weren't home to give out candy we made consequences trick-or-treating was a protection racket - "Nice house you've got there, it would be a shame if anything happened to it..."

give us the details!

shave this, motherfucker ...and happy Halloween to all my fellow TESTes

when you've been here a while longer you will realize this is already implemented congrats to @Shinlen on your impending promotion

I got your bullet points pew pew pew!