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News just in: Squirrel tests positive for bubonic plague in Colorado. https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/07/14/bubonic-plague-detected-squirrel-jefferson-county-colorado/5433585002/ Damn 2020, leave some surprises for 2021!

Those squares? If you are impressed by the size of a mans spreadsheet remember TEST Weapons Research Lab is in possesion of la hoja de cálculo del diablo. Also, I made a spreadsheet last week at work that is 5mb of formulas before I even put any data in it! Bow down before me and worship my...

Without some kind of goal it's a difficult question to answer. Are you out to extort protection money from the Carrot? Are you out to steal its cargo? Are you out to kidnap the crew? Are you just out to kill the heck out of it? All of the above (and more besides) have little complications...

COVID Catharsis Corner - Reports from around the world from today Tuesday 14th July: - UK: In an unexpectedly swift announcement, face coverings to be made mandatory in shops with a £100 fine for noncompliance... due to start on the 27th of July in two weeks time. So close. So far. Why do today...

I played FS '98 and Combat Flight Simulator. Think those are the only MS ones I've played. Oh, and Train Simulator. Played that too.

That would be interesting - Apparently the UK bases its early response on modeling made on viral pneumonia figures, hence all the complacency and just letting it run away with itself so those original numbers compared to what's happened here would be an interesting case study indeed. Not so...

COVID Catharsis Corner - Reports from around the world from today Monday 13th of July: - World: It took 3 months to reach the first million infections - the latest million, just 5 days. - UK: Mixed face mask messages continue from the government following yesterdays "common sense" comments -...

I'd just like to be able to use those gas/liquid tanks for cargo running. Instantly more capacity than a Cat, especially if you can compress the gas to liquid form that would get hella huge capacity!

Let me do some quick maths on that... C6H12O6(s)+6O2(g) --> 6CO2(g)+6H2O(g) ...yes.

COVID Catharsis Corner - Reports from around the world from today Sunday 12th of July: - UK: Kings College London study finds people who have been infected's antibody levels sharply drop off after 3 months after recovering with only 17% retaining a "potent" response suggesting long term...

A TESTie who works in a TEST department doing TESTs and TESTing their server components to destruction in a spectacular fashion?! This is a TEST² !

When I was a kid my parents swapped the can and the sink around in the bathroom when they redecorated and although I knew the water for both was the same it still took a fill year until I stopped gagging when drinking from that tap.

Congratulations to all of you hard working TESTies! Keep on Grindin' those rocks!

Am I the only one confused as to why we can't drink out of the toilets yet? I mean, there is a toilet on my ship which has water why can I not drink that water while I dehydrate to death? I mean yeah there is a sink and tap right next to that, but... I wanna drink my damned toilet water damn it.

A player made from the TEST mold, and no mistake! Welcome aboard brave adventurer, we will scatter their shields with our debris!

COVID Catharsis Corner - Reports from around the world from today Saturday 11th July: - Belgium/UK: Belgium issues travel advice to citizens not to visit city of Leicester in the UK, as it settles in to its status as first UK city to go into localized lockdown. - US/Japan: Dozens of marines...

Excellent to hear this matter has been successfully resolved.

Beep Boop, a poem by Marvin the Android from off of the book The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy: "Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see in infrared, How I hate the night. Now I lay me down to sleep, Try to count electric sheep, Sweet dream wishes you can...

I have decided my electro gun is going to name itself "Zubdan McBoom Boom".

Thanks for the heads-up :)