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  1. maynard

    Strategy # 28-Alpha - Be like the bomb

    master your fears and check this out you may sense a disturbance in the force
  2. maynard

    Star Citizen Booze Update from the Devs:

    blood alcohol level as a part of the physics engine, we're fucked
  3. maynard

    TEST Spreadsheet Squadron Interest Thread

    I have designed a database application or two in my time
  4. maynard

    Strategy # 28-Alpha - Be like the bomb

    now we just need to derail the thread onto a topic totally unrelated to the original posts I vote for k-pop
  5. maynard

    TEST Cookies!

    Be sure to send me samples from subsequent batches for QC testing My sister has a place in South Haven, I could time a summer visit around a Test meetup
  6. maynard

    Russian Roulette Roster

    I like to make things explode and you'll need someone koalafied to tend the *herb* garden aboard
  7. maynard

    Release the Snakken

    arms and munitions research - blowing shit up IRL! I expect you'll be a peaceful trader in the 'Verse
  8. maynard

    Poll - What Timezone are you at ?

    GMT - 6 where the sun always rises and sets right on time
  9. maynard

    Found Our New TEST Squadron Recruitment Video!

    you guise are way too deep into this shit
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    Is it bad that I've been in more accidents sober than drunk?

    when I was a young whippersnapper, society was more tolerant of drunks behind the wheel I plea bargained my DUIs to: 1. Failure to have registration in plain sight 2. Running a stop sign 3. Running 3 stop signs (third offense, couldn't let me off so lightly) all with humongous fines of course
  11. maynard

    Hi! I'm Zalifer!

    they're only idiots if they're in another org Testes with lots of big ships for their squadmates to crew are enlightened beings with generous souls
  12. maynard

    Star Wars Teaser Trailer Debut:

    which will arrive first, Star Wars VII or the Persistent Universe?
  13. maynard

    Ship names

    Well they often call me Speedo but my real name is Mr. Earl... shoo bop shooby doo wop
  14. maynard

    [Vent Thread] Don't you hate it when...

    you've joined the wrong org if you expect to have competent players covering your back, just sayin'
  15. maynard

    All Wings Report In

    I wear these when I report for duty
  16. maynard

    Test Truckers

    Commander is a state of mind embrace it
  17. maynard

    Found a picture of RussianJ & Comrades at a bar:

    legality is overrated just ask Vlad Putin
  18. maynard

    [CLOSED][Giveaway]Awesomenauts

    my 'nauts are pretty awesome too, the left one hangs a little lower
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    Ship names

    you name something, you get attached to it I don't expect my ships will last very long
  20. maynard

    Commodore Elnots - I want you!

    we're glad you came, now go wipe up the hangar deck
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